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🐱🐟 Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️
@thecatfish.bsky.social
A thirty something British weirdo. Likes crochet and yelling at trees

Poly, bi, autistic, can't make a decision to save my life. Moss friend.

She/her and They/them

〓〓 Kernow bys vyken!
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My name is Lauren, a thirty something transfem from England.

Things I get up to:
•Crochet
•Scouting
•Attempts at game dev

DMs open if you ever want to chat about anything
Quarterly update? Still hot, thanks for asking
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Finally started buying some cute shit to wear, look at my dumbass smile (don't look at the state of the kitchen behind me [at least the tea isn't in shot])
August 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What up nerds, good weather for selfies today. Hope everyone is doing well 💖
July 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just to remind y'all I'm still here and still hot 💖
April 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And now the end of 2024
December 31, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Good morning crew!

Been a few days since I posted, the social media anxiety hit me good and I just put everything away for a while. Hope all of you are doing well 💖
December 15, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 1:00 PM
She forgot to take her makeup off last night. Can we get a "good job" in the chat
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Good morning sky of blue! I think I'm just about recovered from Friday, and now ready to go back to work. Least it's the last stretch till Christmas. We can do it!

Hope y'all have wonderful timezones. Love you all 💖
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 AM
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She's off out to an emo tribute band! Definitely not had two plum vodka before leaving as well
November 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
My pepper seedlings are popping up. Strange to be excited about for November, but there's seven of them coming up and I'm excited to pot them on. Here's the current pepper plant too show what they're aiming for
November 26, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Wild Life, episode 3
when ur fighting for ur life but no one understands the struggle
November 26, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Good morning bluesky! First day back at work in almost two weeks, it's dark, it's cold, and I don't wanna.

But at least the next three days I'm going on a course, so just get through today and the rest of the week will fly by!

Hope you are all well 💖
November 25, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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genuinely if you like the way moderation works here, thank sex workers and trans women who pushed for features to keep us safe
November 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Very brief power cut down here. Even the signal dropped. Luckily we have a power bank larger than a boombox
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Gone to a Wetherspoons for breakfast (I know, the racism etc bad me, but it's raining and it was the only place open)

I present, the breakfast itself and the email receipt. Very quick turnaround, good old chef Mike
November 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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A SIMPLE GUIDE TO PROVIDING USEFUL ALT ON BLUESKY

1/ ALT's sole function on Bluesky is to provide an autonomous & as fully equivalent an experience of an image as possible for the blind/VI & neurodivergent

If you can see it & read it, I should be able to feel or hear it without leaving Bluesky
June 24, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Went out to feed the ducks today
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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About me: I'm blind. Yes, really. Not a total- I can see some stuff, but not everything and not reliably.

To answer everybody's first question: no, I can't drive.

I also don't know what the heck you're saying to me when you reply with a contextless, no alt text image or gif. DON'T DO THAT.
November 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Omg so scary don't do it!
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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first stream in two years!! drawing mcyt pokemon au!

www.twitch.tv/avivakitty
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Asked my deck about how the day is gonna go:

3 of cups, Ace of Wands, Queen of Cups, all inverted.

Let's be inspired by others, as there is a lack of energy and passion, which leads to insecurity.

I am feeling that today, been trying to make something and the brain isn't working

#TarotSky
November 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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lmao, this is very much bluesky

old.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM