🐱🐟 Lauren 🏳️⚧️
@thecatfish.bsky.social
A thirty something British weirdo. Likes crochet and yelling at trees
Poly, bi, autistic, can't make a decision to save my life. Moss friend.
She/her and They/them
〓〓 Kernow bys vyken!
Poly, bi, autistic, can't make a decision to save my life. Moss friend.
She/her and They/them
〓〓 Kernow bys vyken!
Quarterly update? Still hot, thanks for asking
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Quarterly update? Still hot, thanks for asking
Finally started buying some cute shit to wear, look at my dumbass smile (don't look at the state of the kitchen behind me [at least the tea isn't in shot])
August 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally started buying some cute shit to wear, look at my dumbass smile (don't look at the state of the kitchen behind me [at least the tea isn't in shot])
What up nerds, good weather for selfies today. Hope everyone is doing well 💖
July 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
What up nerds, good weather for selfies today. Hope everyone is doing well 💖
Just to remind y'all I'm still here and still hot 💖
April 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just to remind y'all I'm still here and still hot 💖
And now the end of 2024
December 31, 2024 at 11:50 PM
And now the end of 2024
She forgot to take her makeup off last night. Can we get a "good job" in the chat
December 3, 2024 at 5:26 AM
She forgot to take her makeup off last night. Can we get a "good job" in the chat
Happy birthday! Hopefully your day is an amazing one, and may the year to come be even better 💖
December 1, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Happy birthday! Hopefully your day is an amazing one, and may the year to come be even better 💖
My pal knows how to party
November 29, 2024 at 8:46 PM
My pal knows how to party
She's off out to an emo tribute band! Definitely not had two plum vodka before leaving as well
November 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
She's off out to an emo tribute band! Definitely not had two plum vodka before leaving as well
My pepper seedlings are popping up. Strange to be excited about for November, but there's seven of them coming up and I'm excited to pot them on. Here's the current pepper plant too show what they're aiming for
November 26, 2024 at 8:24 AM
My pepper seedlings are popping up. Strange to be excited about for November, but there's seven of them coming up and I'm excited to pot them on. Here's the current pepper plant too show what they're aiming for
Good morning bluesky! First day back at work in almost two weeks, it's dark, it's cold, and I don't wanna.
But at least the next three days I'm going on a course, so just get through today and the rest of the week will fly by!
Hope you are all well 💖
But at least the next three days I'm going on a course, so just get through today and the rest of the week will fly by!
Hope you are all well 💖
November 25, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Good morning bluesky! First day back at work in almost two weeks, it's dark, it's cold, and I don't wanna.
But at least the next three days I'm going on a course, so just get through today and the rest of the week will fly by!
Hope you are all well 💖
But at least the next three days I'm going on a course, so just get through today and the rest of the week will fly by!
Hope you are all well 💖
Gone to a Wetherspoons for breakfast (I know, the racism etc bad me, but it's raining and it was the only place open)
I present, the breakfast itself and the email receipt. Very quick turnaround, good old chef Mike
I present, the breakfast itself and the email receipt. Very quick turnaround, good old chef Mike
November 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Gone to a Wetherspoons for breakfast (I know, the racism etc bad me, but it's raining and it was the only place open)
I present, the breakfast itself and the email receipt. Very quick turnaround, good old chef Mike
I present, the breakfast itself and the email receipt. Very quick turnaround, good old chef Mike
There was also this little guy running about
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
There was also this little guy running about
Went out to feed the ducks today
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Went out to feed the ducks today
Asked my deck about how the day is gonna go:
3 of cups, Ace of Wands, Queen of Cups, all inverted.
Let's be inspired by others, as there is a lack of energy and passion, which leads to insecurity.
I am feeling that today, been trying to make something and the brain isn't working
#TarotSky
3 of cups, Ace of Wands, Queen of Cups, all inverted.
Let's be inspired by others, as there is a lack of energy and passion, which leads to insecurity.
I am feeling that today, been trying to make something and the brain isn't working
#TarotSky
November 19, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Asked my deck about how the day is gonna go:
3 of cups, Ace of Wands, Queen of Cups, all inverted.
Let's be inspired by others, as there is a lack of energy and passion, which leads to insecurity.
I am feeling that today, been trying to make something and the brain isn't working
#TarotSky
3 of cups, Ace of Wands, Queen of Cups, all inverted.
Let's be inspired by others, as there is a lack of energy and passion, which leads to insecurity.
I am feeling that today, been trying to make something and the brain isn't working
#TarotSky
If anyone needs a moment to breathe, sit with me for 12 seconds of rain
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
If anyone needs a moment to breathe, sit with me for 12 seconds of rain
CW: fake blood/fake injuries
One of the others got footage and sent over this little shot of me squirting everywhere 🤣 v gruesome but worked a treat at getting people quickly involved in treating an incident
One of the others got footage and sent over this little shot of me squirting everywhere 🤣 v gruesome but worked a treat at getting people quickly involved in treating an incident
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 PM
CW: fake blood/fake injuries
One of the others got footage and sent over this little shot of me squirting everywhere 🤣 v gruesome but worked a treat at getting people quickly involved in treating an incident
One of the others got footage and sent over this little shot of me squirting everywhere 🤣 v gruesome but worked a treat at getting people quickly involved in treating an incident
Good morning crew! Mostly recovered from my plague, but I gotta be up and out today as I'm playing the part of injured person #1 for my partner's first aid training. Such drama ahead 🤣
Hope y'all have good respective days 💖
Hope y'all have good respective days 💖
November 17, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Good morning crew! Mostly recovered from my plague, but I gotta be up and out today as I'm playing the part of injured person #1 for my partner's first aid training. Such drama ahead 🤣
Hope y'all have good respective days 💖
Hope y'all have good respective days 💖
Dude just went pull everything to the left
November 14, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Dude just went pull everything to the left
November 14, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Good morning crew! Strange weekend, but here's to a new week. Let's do this together and look out for each other 💖
November 11, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Good morning crew! Strange weekend, but here's to a new week. Let's do this together and look out for each other 💖
Last movie / last TV show / last album / last book
November 9, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Last movie / last TV show / last album / last book
Good morning world, it's still stupidly early, but I'm trying my best 💖
November 8, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Good morning world, it's still stupidly early, but I'm trying my best 💖
Here is a crochet mandala I spent a few months working on a couple of years ago, and really need to finish off someday.
The pattern is "Mandala Madness" and I think I'm on part 14/18
The pattern is "Mandala Madness" and I think I'm on part 14/18
November 8, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Here is a crochet mandala I spent a few months working on a couple of years ago, and really need to finish off someday.
The pattern is "Mandala Madness" and I think I'm on part 14/18
The pattern is "Mandala Madness" and I think I'm on part 14/18