Kafkaesque but make it cute
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Kafkaesque but make it cute
@thebugalsorises.bsky.social
Knowledge is only half the battle. The question is: What will you do with what you know?
Well, well, well.

Looks like the last, booze-soaked synapse in Whiskey Pete’s brain may have juuust started to realize that saying shit like “any order given is presumed legal” kinda went sideways on him.

Guess staring down the barrel of a war crimes charge ain’t as John Wayne as it used to be!
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement.”

The latest from George F. Will:
Opinion | This moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans
Regarding Venezuela, Ukraine and much more, Trump and his acolytes are worse than simply incompetent.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Venezuela: 303.2 billion barrels of proven oil reserves. Exports less than $5B USD per year.

Libya: 48.4 billion barrels. Exports SIX TIMES what Venezuela does per year.

…in case anyone was unclear as to why the administration is suddenly so interested in Venezuelan “narcoterrorism”
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Least he stayed in the room, unlike RFK!
LOOK at that face 🙄Not only does he possess zero interest or empathy, he can’t stand that NO ONE IS PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO HIM whatsoever as the Novo Nordisk executive passed out!
This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Hounding airmen over shaving waivers, whatever the motive, is not a good look. It creates the impression, sought or unsought, that you're targeting black airmen. They are the ones who disproportionately qualify for shaving waivers.”

Weirdly prophetic for something written over a year ago…
Solution in Search of a Problem
Air Force's obsession with personal appearance revived in 4-star memo
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Blumenthal: We’re going to continue finding more of the ballroom donors who evidently didn’t want their names revealed. And let me name them: BlackRock, Susquehanna International, Nvidia, OpenAI, Vantive, and Extremity Care.

And so, we will use every possible resource to expose this corruption to
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hahahaha. Democracy in action!
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Let’s be clear: MAGA is 1000% in favor of govt welfare. They just don’t want it to go to anyone but them.

Rural voters overwhelmingly support ending “welfare” programs for poor, elderly, children, and, of course, minorities. All while being propped up by $40B in farm subsidies every year.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All the greatest jokes contain more truth than you think…
If I were rich I would give most of my money to the poor.

But instead I'm poor so I give most of my money to the rich.
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is shaping up to be quite the party! 🤢
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You gotta love how the GOP has been saying for 15 years that they’re going to #repealandreplace ACA, but every time they get their chance, they run face first into the wall of their own incompetence and are forced to acknowledge the fact that they don’t have a clue how do either of those things
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
To all the people who respond to everything happening in the country right now with “Come on, America, we’re better than this!”

Are we really?

Have we ever REALLY been?

Or are the privileged finally being confronted with what the underprivileged have always known:

We’re not better than this.
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Last week NCBA CEO Colin Woodall demanded that the gov “let the market work” and stop the plan to import more than 80k tons of Argentinian beef. As though “Let the market work” wasn’t how we got here in the first place!
Argentinian Beef Import Plan Harms U.S. Cattle Producers
WASHINGTON (October 20, 2025) – Today, the National Cattlemen’s Beef Association (NCBA) responded to comments from President Donald J. Trump that suggested importing Argentinian beef as a solution to ...
www.ncba.org
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Admin note: we are diehard St Louis fans— but the shade being thrown by Toronto as a result of this being the year the #bluejays come for the title is absolutely peak petty and we are here 👏 for 👏 it👏 #Worldseries
The US has lost it's FIRST World Series Game to a Non-US Team in 32 Years under Tramp and the Loss was to Canada who was Laughing at Tramp.
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
At least it will just be a “small” war… 👍
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Tariffs have ZERO impact on vertically integrated, closed loop supply chains.

In other words, the US could tariff the HELL out of every ounce of imported food and it would make ZERO difference in the lives of most Americans…because govt doesn’t control prices, Tyson and JBS do
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Here’s the actual reality that Big Ag and their GOP “free market” cronies don’t want to admit: a thread.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You really have to hand it to Big Ag. Convincing three generations of US farmers that the biggest threat to their survival is supply-side economics while simultaneously creating a supply chain that hands control of 85% of global market access to 5 MNCs is a level of misdirection Houdini would envy!
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Anybody remember the Sandra Bullock movie “While You Were Sleeping” (1995)?

Elsie: I could never make a good pot roast.

Saul: You need good beef. Argentina has great beef: beef, and N@zis.
"What strikes me about the Argentina story is how much that country’s history holds up an uncomfortable mirror to our own history of the last few years."

@raders.bsky.social on the significance of Trump's Argentina bailout: www.thebulwark.com/p/is-the-arg...
Is the Argentina Bailout a Glimpse Into the Future of the United States?
Trumpism could dominate American politics long after Trump himself is gone—just as Perónism continues to dominate politics in Argentina.
www.thebulwark.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Experts predict that by 2026, 100% of US government spending will go towards the construction of visual metaphors for the US government
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It’s like Nero fiddling while Rome burned except instead of a fiddle, it’s a 90,000 square foot gilded ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM