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Mr. Baldur Gate
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Ellie. gamer (derogatory). worshipping the ground my cat walks on rn. exactly like other girls (bisexual). she/they
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Movie pitch

"Nepo Baby Demon Hunters" and it's just Jack Quaid, Dakota Johnson, and Margaret Qualley killing all the other nepo babies
August 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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it has come to my attention that i am nominated for Utah's Best Comedian

cityweekly.net/bestofutah
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Gilded Nights 🥂 inspired by Sinners

Feat @mayannaberrin.bsky.social @persephiroth.bsky.social @krystinaarielle.bsky.social @danielleradford.bsky.social w/ Strawhatgoofy & Daniel Dueñas!

Watch it this Friday @ the Darrington Press YouTube Channel! ▶️
August 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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God I love my friends
MARRIAGE LICENSE GO BOOM THAT'S WHAT UP
May 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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any austin is one of the best youtubers in the business and has been trailblazing a new genre of gaming video

on top of that, he does it in a way that makes you think about creating art or how we learn and know things or what makes us human
April 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
once again crashing out over Becca Scott
no context, who ya got
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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hi friends, I know many of you are a million miles away but I’ve put together this meal train site from my spouse and I during their surgery. @theemilystu.bsky.social is a champ and so lovely ♥️ ⚓️

thank y’all for being there for us. Feel free to reach out too 🙏

www.mealtrain.com/trains/v2wy4w/
Meal Train for Davey Family
After an arduous process, Emily is having surgery to remove several uterine tumors in March. This has been a major roadblock in trying to start a family and living life. Helping us with meals or gift ...
www.mealtrain.com
March 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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my friends and i were watching old highlight videos of dog agility competitions and i think we may have found the single best moment in the history of sports announcing
February 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
rewatching the Jenny Nicholson Evermore video to feel connected to my roots (fandom, video essays, Utah County)
February 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I NEED A DOPAMINE HIT STAT!! ASAP!!!
February 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
asking my husband who just railed me into my next lifetime if he hates me bc he breathed weird
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
cosplaying being rich by showing up to the juice bar in boutique leggings, it would be richer if it was after like a facial or spin cycle class and not. physical therapy
February 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
you know you're so back into writing when your searches looks like this
January 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i can't stop multiclassing into warlock because I love having a problematic relationship with god to work through whatever is wrong with me
January 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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my current horny is at frankly distressing and unmanageable levels. In case anyone was wondering.
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
my current horny is at frankly distressing and unmanageable levels. In case anyone was wondering.
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
if there's one thing I'm doing it's reconnecting with my mirror selfie roots
January 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Buying presents for the polycule like
January 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I'm sick of this WOKE DEI crap 😤 Disney hired a BISEXUAL to paint its villains and LOOK at what happened 😡
January 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
lately I've been 1. peeping da mountains 2. hanging out with my cat 3. frothing over new bedding and 4. crafting with the fam
January 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Movies can have sex scenes as long as before the scene the characters turn to the camera and explain that it's all pretend so I don't get nervous
January 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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December 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Got an email notification that this ancient tumblr post is going around because people are nostalgic for the days when they not only allowed porn on the website but they'd notify you when the good shit was posted
December 28, 2024 at 1:30 AM
would love to be sexting into the new year but whatever 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
December 28, 2024 at 7:05 AM