Lee Curtis
@thebrokechurchman.bsky.social
Florida Man in Diaspora. Borderland Priest. Ordinary Canon. Creo en Vos.
Glad to know that the Friday the 13th tattoo I got 16 years ago now makes me eligible to be sent to El Salvador with no legal recourse.
April 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Glad to know that the Friday the 13th tattoo I got 16 years ago now makes me eligible to be sent to El Salvador with no legal recourse.
Love this for us.
Not to be too doomy on this already bad day, but the desert southwest - esp. New Mexico - is going to have an awful fire year. Really, really grim snowpack info here.
(CA & OR will likely fare better, though wet springs can lead to a lot of vegetation in CA which dries out in the next fall/winter.)
(CA & OR will likely fare better, though wet springs can lead to a lot of vegetation in CA which dries out in the next fall/winter.)
April 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Love this for us.
Big Arrakis vibes at the office today.
March 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Big Arrakis vibes at the office today.
Part of the gift of traveling in so much is that I get plenty of chances to compare life in the US to our neighbors.
The ADA and the infrastructure it provides is something we got right. And it’s something you don’t notice until it’s gone.
The ADA and the infrastructure it provides is something we got right. And it’s something you don’t notice until it’s gone.
March 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Part of the gift of traveling in so much is that I get plenty of chances to compare life in the US to our neighbors.
The ADA and the infrastructure it provides is something we got right. And it’s something you don’t notice until it’s gone.
The ADA and the infrastructure it provides is something we got right. And it’s something you don’t notice until it’s gone.
Real ones know.
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Real ones know.
Living fully into my nonjurer heritage today. Some folks may want a king. I ain’t one of them. ⚓️
February 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Living fully into my nonjurer heritage today. Some folks may want a king. I ain’t one of them. ⚓️
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
Can we go back to when sports betting only meant “someone has to do something vaguely embarrassing if their team loses?”
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can we go back to when sports betting only meant “someone has to do something vaguely embarrassing if their team loses?”
Unintended consequence of being a father of two young kids- I am now addicted to Welch’s fruit snacks.
February 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Unintended consequence of being a father of two young kids- I am now addicted to Welch’s fruit snacks.
We will see this play run repeatedly by this administration.
1. Break the thing.
2. Make a big deal about the thing being broken.
3. “Fix” the thing in a way that is worse than before they broke it.
4. Take credit for the fix.
You can’t stop them from breaking it, but you can stop step 4.
1. Break the thing.
2. Make a big deal about the thing being broken.
3. “Fix” the thing in a way that is worse than before they broke it.
4. Take credit for the fix.
You can’t stop them from breaking it, but you can stop step 4.
January 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We will see this play run repeatedly by this administration.
1. Break the thing.
2. Make a big deal about the thing being broken.
3. “Fix” the thing in a way that is worse than before they broke it.
4. Take credit for the fix.
You can’t stop them from breaking it, but you can stop step 4.
1. Break the thing.
2. Make a big deal about the thing being broken.
3. “Fix” the thing in a way that is worse than before they broke it.
4. Take credit for the fix.
You can’t stop them from breaking it, but you can stop step 4.
Felt like a good day to rep La Sele. No particular reason.
January 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Felt like a good day to rep La Sele. No particular reason.
My favorite line in scripture showed up in MP this morning- “Blessed be the Lord, for he has shown me the wonders of his love in a besieged city.”
The psalmist didn’t have to go so hard on that one, but I’m glad they did.
The psalmist didn’t have to go so hard on that one, but I’m glad they did.
January 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My favorite line in scripture showed up in MP this morning- “Blessed be the Lord, for he has shown me the wonders of his love in a besieged city.”
The psalmist didn’t have to go so hard on that one, but I’m glad they did.
The psalmist didn’t have to go so hard on that one, but I’m glad they did.
Sometimes we do get it spectacularly right.
Episcopalians are wild because they're a christian denomination that somehow seems to not have total contempt for the teachings of Christ
January 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sometimes we do get it spectacularly right.
Be ye not basic on the Lord’s Day. 🙏
stg if even ONE of yall goes “but what about a SOUTHWESTERN RANCH STYLE HOUSE” in my mentions. it is the Lord’s day do not be basic on the Lord’s day
January 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Be ye not basic on the Lord’s Day. 🙏
Another entry in the “things I want to do, but don’t have time or money for” file- to stream a playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 where I go in depth on the theological and ethical themes in the plot.
Amazing idea? Or intolerable millennial priest nonsense?
Amazing idea? Or intolerable millennial priest nonsense?
January 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another entry in the “things I want to do, but don’t have time or money for” file- to stream a playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 where I go in depth on the theological and ethical themes in the plot.
Amazing idea? Or intolerable millennial priest nonsense?
Amazing idea? Or intolerable millennial priest nonsense?
Im the assistant regional manager for 48 franchise locations.
I put on a dress and talk to crackers.
December 31, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Im the assistant regional manager for 48 franchise locations.
El Pasoans: Wishing for a white Christmas.
God: Best I can do is a dust storm.
God: Best I can do is a dust storm.
December 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
El Pasoans: Wishing for a white Christmas.
God: Best I can do is a dust storm.
God: Best I can do is a dust storm.
Annual Muppet Christmas Carol watch time. I clearly remember when Scrooge seemed overwrought- surely no one that greedy actually existed. Oh blessed time.
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Annual Muppet Christmas Carol watch time. I clearly remember when Scrooge seemed overwrought- surely no one that greedy actually existed. Oh blessed time.
Here’s this year’s province 5-6-7 transition report. My 6th year doing this and it seems like we’ve settled into an equilibrium.
The only thing I didn’t expect is that our small parishes are proving more resilient than anyone predicted 5 years ago. Instead of closing they’re moving to lay-led. ⚓️
The only thing I didn’t expect is that our small parishes are proving more resilient than anyone predicted 5 years ago. Instead of closing they’re moving to lay-led. ⚓️
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Here’s this year’s province 5-6-7 transition report. My 6th year doing this and it seems like we’ve settled into an equilibrium.
The only thing I didn’t expect is that our small parishes are proving more resilient than anyone predicted 5 years ago. Instead of closing they’re moving to lay-led. ⚓️
The only thing I didn’t expect is that our small parishes are proving more resilient than anyone predicted 5 years ago. Instead of closing they’re moving to lay-led. ⚓️
Flight is delayed and I’m bored- so I asked Chat GPT to roast TEC. ⚓️
December 9, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Flight is delayed and I’m bored- so I asked Chat GPT to roast TEC. ⚓️
My Spotify wrapped is a great recap of my Children’s taste in music.
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
My Spotify wrapped is a great recap of my Children’s taste in music.
One of those Sundays when the fact that my job is to drive across the most beautiful part of the country and help mission churches problem solve seems way too good to be true. ⚓️
December 1, 2024 at 8:20 PM
One of those Sundays when the fact that my job is to drive across the most beautiful part of the country and help mission churches problem solve seems way too good to be true. ⚓️
My Advent 1 sermon will simply be me holding a boombox Say Anything style in the pulpit & playing Alright from TPAB. ⚓️
November 29, 2024 at 10:17 PM
My Advent 1 sermon will simply be me holding a boombox Say Anything style in the pulpit & playing Alright from TPAB. ⚓️