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kaje 🌿
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26 || video games || sapphic books || digital art || professional yapper || 🫶🏼 @lohlaster.posts.games

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new month, new #promosky

welcome to my shire 🌿
i post about a lot of stuff but mostly:

-assassin’s creed🦅
-stardew valley⭐️
-cyberpunk 2077🦾
-ghost (band)🦇🐀
-sapphic books📚
-FNAF🐻
-arcane🧁🥊
-TLOU🌿
-basically mostly video games lol
-and so much more

if you like any of these…we’d be great moots!
my current read and last book of the year! alexandria bellefleur is one of my favorite queer romance authors and this book is quickly becoming one of my favorites!

she also just confirmed it’s set in the same universe as one of my other faves — the two MCs are cousins!

such a fun read
#booksky
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
lego horizon adventures is on ps+ i’m so excited 🤩
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
a good litmus test is to see how someone likes abigail from stardew valley. i don’t trust anyone who hates her
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
pls be nice to retail/service workers during the holidays. i mean, always be nice to them, but especially right now. we’re over worked, underpaid, & more than likely short staffed. i promise if your peppermint mocha doesn’t have chocolate curls or is missing whipped cream, it’s not a personal attack
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
MINOR FNAF2 SPOILER

if baby’s eyes are already green then that means elizabeth is already in there so wHAT IF vanessa isn’t actually an afton and william kidnapped/took her in when she was younger and raised her to believe she was an afton. but idk that’s just a theory…a game theory
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it’s a two redbull kind of day i can feel it. my body is so achy and i got like 4 hours of sleep but shit man. worth it. i love being a lesbian
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
fnaf2 was a masterpiece. i’m so glad i took myself on a solo date to see it today
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
my thoughts on fnaf2 (spoiler free):

ELIZABETH LAIL WHAT A WOMAN
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
since the holiday season is upon us, i wanted to share some of my favorite sapphic holiday/holiday adjacent romances!

She Drives Me Crazy & Written in the Stars aren’t explicitly christmas, but they take place around the holiday/season

Joy to the Girls is the sequel to She Gets the Girl

#booksky
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i like the new top album feature. i was really curious about what i listened to the most. i hope they keep it around
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ah yes, ye old obsession with KPDH made itself known this year’s wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
in case you were wondering just how much i love this book: i’m listening to the audiobook *again* and am still giggling kicking my feet at how cute it is. it’s rare i reread a book so soon after finishing it for the first time
you ever read a book so good it leaves you feeling so sad once it’s over? yeah, this book right here. consumed my life for the last few weeks. i’m being so serious when i say this is one of the top 3 books i’ve read this year 🤩
#booksky
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
you’ll have to pry my green grapes and peanut butter from my cold dead hands
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
new pfp bc riot made it canon that caitlyn has reading glasses
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
robin buckley and kj brandman are the same character in different fonts. i love my awkward lesbians from the 80s
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i really don’t want to watch this season of ST (for obvious reasons) but the more edits of robin i see, the more i’m reminded of how much i love her
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
nothing like listening to a smutty audiobook while opening at work to start your wednesday 🤩
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
relatively easy work week ahead despite working retail. some short shifts tomorrow and wednesday, and i’m off on black friday! i want to try and put up our christmas lights sometime this week too so it works out 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
assassin’s creed ii (any of the games really, but that one is just…phenomenal)

kingdom hearts

horizon zero dawn
If you could go back and replay 3 games for the first time again, which games would they be?
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
watching legend of korra again and i’m back on my kyalin bullshit
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
so glad i swapped shifts with someone today and am only working 5 hours now (and not closing) bc i think i’m getting sick 😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i only worked 4.5 hours today, but it was closing shift, and i feel like SHIT. i really hope i’m not getting sick. at least i get off at 3 tomorrow and am off monday 😭
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
with the way my last post is blowing up, i might start posting about the books i’m reading again. i used to on twitter all the time, and i kind of miss it
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
you ever read a book so good it leaves you feeling so sad once it’s over? yeah, this book right here. consumed my life for the last few weeks. i’m being so serious when i say this is one of the top 3 books i’ve read this year 🤩
#booksky
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
oh oof i guess tonight is one of those “you’re annoying stop talking” kind of brain nights 🫩
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM