The Botello
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Literotica author. Hockey goalie. Paints it black (in the asphalt industry). No DMs.
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First time buying fireworks for New Years and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.
January 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
First time buying fireworks for New Years and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.
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The bonus comic on the last page of my calendar 👀
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
The bonus comic on the last page of my calendar 👀
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.
December 21, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.
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The House just voted to give themselves a pay raise
And why shouldn't they?
You're mad? So? So what? It's not like you're gonna do anything. When America could have thrown them out of office forever, we reelected them instead and gave them unlimited power.
Why would they care what we think?
And why shouldn't they?
You're mad? So? So what? It's not like you're gonna do anything. When America could have thrown them out of office forever, we reelected them instead and gave them unlimited power.
Why would they care what we think?
December 18, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The House just voted to give themselves a pay raise
And why shouldn't they?
You're mad? So? So what? It's not like you're gonna do anything. When America could have thrown them out of office forever, we reelected them instead and gave them unlimited power.
Why would they care what we think?
And why shouldn't they?
You're mad? So? So what? It's not like you're gonna do anything. When America could have thrown them out of office forever, we reelected them instead and gave them unlimited power.
Why would they care what we think?
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A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms…
Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50
* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50
* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
December 19, 2024 at 10:03 AM
A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms…
Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50
* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
Fruit fly = 8
Housefly = 12
Snail = 24
Frog = 26
American badger = 32
Red fox = 34
Cat = 38
Dolphin = 44
Human = 46
Pineapple = 50
* I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords
A few highlights of the spring 2024 Cuba Trip
December 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
A few highlights of the spring 2024 Cuba Trip
A few highlights from the 2024 ATV adventures.
December 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
A few highlights from the 2024 ATV adventures.