Randy Ebenezer Butternubs
@thebossmanrandy.bsky.social
🇯🇲 V.XIII.MCMXCII. Suburban Illuminati. A Living Contradiction. A True Warrior. 💜
It's only really a contest between G and D, but I'm taking G all 8 times out of 10 lol. But you're definitely not making it if you choose A.
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
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September 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's only really a contest between G and D, but I'm taking G all 8 times out of 10 lol. But you're definitely not making it if you choose A.
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The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.
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DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing
Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.
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September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States.
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...
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The next wannabe governor from Florida was spared prison, had his record sealed, and got not one, but three chances at redemption. Now he’s pushing a D.C. crime bill that would deny those same chances to young adults in the District. That screams “opportunities for me, but not for thee.”
September 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The next wannabe governor from Florida was spared prison, had his record sealed, and got not one, but three chances at redemption. Now he’s pushing a D.C. crime bill that would deny those same chances to young adults in the District. That screams “opportunities for me, but not for thee.”
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Technology peaked here.
September 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Technology peaked here.
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In times of darkness
keep sowing
the seeds of goodness.
》Vincent van Gogh
keep sowing
the seeds of goodness.
》Vincent van Gogh
September 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In times of darkness
keep sowing
the seeds of goodness.
》Vincent van Gogh
keep sowing
the seeds of goodness.
》Vincent van Gogh
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Since it's the 40th Anniversary of "The Golden Girls" today... gotta post this classic 🔥
September 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Since it's the 40th Anniversary of "The Golden Girls" today... gotta post this classic 🔥
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The price of olive oil. Someone needs to come out with some slutty oil. I’m tired of this extra virgin heffa
September 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The price of olive oil. Someone needs to come out with some slutty oil. I’m tired of this extra virgin heffa
Honestly, that's why I don't care about celebrities or their opinions. They'll never relate to me, or me to them. 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Honestly, that's why I don't care about celebrities or their opinions. They'll never relate to me, or me to them. 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
That part.
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
That part.
I guess I gotta go again and keep up this low drop.
‘SINNERS’ is tracking to earn around $35M domestically this weekend, a 27% drop.
This would be one of the lowest drops ever for a major movie in modern history.
Read our review: bit.ly/SinnersDF
This would be one of the lowest drops ever for a major movie in modern history.
Read our review: bit.ly/SinnersDF
April 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I guess I gotta go again and keep up this low drop.
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SPANISH
March 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
SPANISH
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
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All my gifted friends have ADHD and super hearing for specific sounds only 😂.
Which a great time to mention, can y’all hear the electricity from wires in the walls in a house when the room is quiet or is that just my superpower? 😂
Which a great time to mention, can y’all hear the electricity from wires in the walls in a house when the room is quiet or is that just my superpower? 😂
Do you remember these "hearing tests" in school and were you separated into "special" classes to decode and decrypt shit?
February 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
All my gifted friends have ADHD and super hearing for specific sounds only 😂.
Which a great time to mention, can y’all hear the electricity from wires in the walls in a house when the room is quiet or is that just my superpower? 😂
Which a great time to mention, can y’all hear the electricity from wires in the walls in a house when the room is quiet or is that just my superpower? 😂
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I was bouta ask where you got that MF doom mask from….
Lemme stay in men business lol
Lemme stay in men business lol
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was bouta ask where you got that MF doom mask from….
Lemme stay in men business lol
Lemme stay in men business lol
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posting jupiter in uv for ABSOLUTELY no reason…. 🩵💗🤍
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
posting jupiter in uv for ABSOLUTELY no reason…. 🩵💗🤍
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BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
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Subscriptions for every fucking thing
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Subscriptions for every fucking thing
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Lemme be the first to say, that while Martin Luther King Jr Day is on Monday......the same day as the inauguration,
TODAY is MLK Jr's actual birthday. He would be "only" 96 today. For reference, Jimmy Carter just passed a couple weeks ago.
He was 100. Berry Gordy & MLK were born the same year
TODAY is MLK Jr's actual birthday. He would be "only" 96 today. For reference, Jimmy Carter just passed a couple weeks ago.
He was 100. Berry Gordy & MLK were born the same year
January 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Lemme be the first to say, that while Martin Luther King Jr Day is on Monday......the same day as the inauguration,
TODAY is MLK Jr's actual birthday. He would be "only" 96 today. For reference, Jimmy Carter just passed a couple weeks ago.
He was 100. Berry Gordy & MLK were born the same year
TODAY is MLK Jr's actual birthday. He would be "only" 96 today. For reference, Jimmy Carter just passed a couple weeks ago.
He was 100. Berry Gordy & MLK were born the same year
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Real niggas loved rocket power
January 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Real niggas loved rocket power
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This reminded me of this video 😅
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This reminded me of this video 😅
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Pho ku mean you never had pho?!
January 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pho ku mean you never had pho?!