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In an executive order declaring a national emergency, Trump pronounced the metal stairs “An Enemy of the People.”
Trump Orders National Guard to Carry Him up to Plane
In an executive order declaring a national emergency, Trump pronounced the metal stairs “An Enemy of the People.”
www.borowitzreport.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In an executive order declaring a national emergency, Trump pronounced the metal stairs “An Enemy of the People.”
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Trump said Gavin Newsom should be arrested because he’s “grossly incompetent.” So why is Pete Hegseth a free man
June 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump said Gavin Newsom should be arrested because he’s “grossly incompetent.” So why is Pete Hegseth a free man
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Critics argued that the president it bought was in poor condition and not fully functional.
Qatar Signs Historic Deal to Own US President
Critics argued that the president the emirate had purchased was in poor condition and not fully functional.
www.borowitzreport.com
May 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Critics argued that the president it bought was in poor condition and not fully functional.
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Lmao 😂 Trump is so hurt about Bruce Springsteen that he’s now calling for a “major investigation” into him along with Beyoncé, Oprah, and Bono. His retribution tour has officially reached the music industry.
May 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Lmao 😂 Trump is so hurt about Bruce Springsteen that he’s now calling for a “major investigation” into him along with Beyoncé, Oprah, and Bono. His retribution tour has officially reached the music industry.
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Tickets just went on sale!
www.mccarter.org/andyborowitz
www.mccarter.org/andyborowitz
May 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Tickets just went on sale!
www.mccarter.org/andyborowitz
www.mccarter.org/andyborowitz
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We need regime change in El Salvador. Oh, and in the United States.
April 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We need regime change in El Salvador. Oh, and in the United States.
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This idiot can't even put together a single coherent sentence in English--AND IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE HE SPEAKS
Trump: When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular
April 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This idiot can't even put together a single coherent sentence in English--AND IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE HE SPEAKS
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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For saying “fuck you” to Nazis, I hereby name Wisconsin the Greenland of the Midwest
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
For saying “fuck you” to Nazis, I hereby name Wisconsin the Greenland of the Midwest
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devastated to learn that portugal. the man is neither country nor man
March 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
devastated to learn that portugal. the man is neither country nor man
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It’s outrageous that the Trump White House accidentally shared top-secret war plans with a journalist. Those should only be available to people using a public bathroom at Mar-a-Lago
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s outrageous that the Trump White House accidentally shared top-secret war plans with a journalist. Those should only be available to people using a public bathroom at Mar-a-Lago