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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social
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He/him. Canadian. Host for @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social podcast & @mtglexicon.bsky.social stream. Magic, cats and nerdy stuff in general. The #bloodricposting guy. EDH character trait: Loose Cannon. EDH continues until morale improves. LGBTQIA+ safe
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Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · Feb 6
Let's get reacquainted:

I'm Cole, TheBloodricGuy. I've been EDH podcasting for 3 years and am THE #bloodricposting guy!

I also host MTG Lexicon, shill my podcast @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social that I do with @girldickenergy.bsky.social and casting sick spells (usually Olorin's Searing Light)!
Me drinking Malort because of @thebenwa A classic Bloodric deep fried meme A logo from the Uncommon Commander podcast A spread of where the Hero's Blade Vibe Check podcast is available....it needs to be updated with the Bloodricguy. And lose the Twitter links
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Got @ajanisgaypridemate.bsky.social and @girldickenergy.bsky.social playing some Avatar legends tonight, live, right NOW!
mtglexicon.bsky.social MTG_Lexicon - The Dive Bar of MTG & DND @mtglexicon.bsky.social · 15h
Planning on going live in about an hour!

New decks, old friends. Might even have some Avatar cards be played...

twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon/
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Did you know Johnny Mardu is a Firebender?
mtglexicon.bsky.social MTG_Lexicon - The Dive Bar of MTG & DND @mtglexicon.bsky.social · 15h
Planning on going live in about an hour!

New decks, old friends. Might even have some Avatar cards be played...

twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon/
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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girldickenergy.bsky.social
FINAL FANTASY XII posting:

I'm mad about dying in the super ultra death dungeon fulla behemoths and fully evolved malboros
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 1d
FINAL FANTASY XII posting:
getting into the last stretch of the game and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS DUNGEON IS JUST STAFFED BY BEHEMOTHS
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
- introduced to it when I was about 7 at my family cabin

- read Arena and the Greensleeves Saga at 10 from my schools library, buy an 8th ed intro deck

- at 15, get into it proper when a friend in high school invites me out to learn to play magic with his summer camp friend
carmparens.bsky.social Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 22h
What's the lore behind you getting into @magic.wizards.com?

#WOTCstaff
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Quinn, playing any game: gee I sure hope this game doesn't have the super ultra death dungeon made specially to stop me from playing/finishing this game!

Game, patiently waiting to unleash the super ultra death dungeon on one unsuspecting Empress Quinn:
The Game, with the super ultra death dungeon
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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misterryan.bsky.social
Zoot Suit Samus
February 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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hbvc-mtg.bsky.social
Working up to a new episode next week, so maybe check out our crossover episode with @gggcast.bsky.social to tide you over?
hbvc-mtg.bsky.social Hero's Blade Vibe Check @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social · 10d
This week's episode is a way to celebrate 2 years of Hero's Blade Vibe Check, and who better to do that with than @gggcast.bsky.social?

Lyght and Medusa join Cole and Quinn for their radio show intro bit, as well as the usual banter without missing a beat!

open.spotify.com/episode/2dwT...
Queen Marchesa and Avatar Aang join the roster of images in the thumbnail, and the GGGcast logo in the corner
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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indominus-lux.bsky.social
ITS FIVE-DROP FRIDAY!
"says who?"
SAYS ME! Show me a sick 5 mv creature that demands attention and deserves appreciation when it arrives!
Iymrith, Desert Doom {3}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Dragon Flying Iymrith has ward {4} as long as it’s untapped. Whenever Iymrith deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then if you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. 5/5 Illustrated by Wisnu Tan
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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girldickenergy.bsky.social
FIVE-DROP FRIDAY, KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL
Dragonhawk, Fate's Tempest Three, red, red Legendary Creature — Bird Dragon Flying Whenever Dragonhawk enters or attacks, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater. You may play those cards until your next end step. At the beginning of your next end step, Dragonhawk deals 2 damage to each opponent for each of those cards that are still exiled. 5/5
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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thebenwa.bsky.social
YOU THOUGHT CHRISTMAS WAS SAVED? WRONG IT'S FIVE DROP FRIDAY YOUR ASS IS GETTING COAL
Clackbridge Troll {3}{B}{B} Creature — Troll Trample, haste When this creature enters, target opponent creates three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens. At the beginning of combat on your turn, any opponent may sacrifice a creature of their choice. If a player does, tap this creature, you gain 3 life, and you draw a card. 8/8 Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
FUCKIN FIVE DROP FRIDAY

IT'S BLOODGIFT DEMON

PHYREXIAN ARENA YOURSELF OR YOUR ENEMIES
Bloodgift Demon {3}{B}{B} Creature — Demon Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, target player draws a card and loses 1 life. He relishes the devotion of his Skirsdag puppets and their belief that it will earn them immortality. 5/4 Illustrated by Peter Mohrbacher
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Damn, Drakuseth continues to be that dragon in commander games
Drakuseth, Maw of Flames {4}{R}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Dragon Flying Whenever Drakuseth attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to each of up to two other targets. “Spread out, you idiots! Spread out!” —Marsden, party leader, last words 7/7 Illustrated by Grzegorz Rutkowski
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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narukamiknight.bsky.social
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of manufactor. I try to play Food. Manufactor is more value. I try to play Clues. Manufactor is more value. I want to Waterbend. The best Waterbend decks want Manufactor. It grabs me by the throat. I buy a foil. It isn't satisfied. I pull Katara. "I don't need this bish" it tells me. "Give me more field time." It grabs a tutor and forces me to shuffle. "You just need to funnel me more. I can generate more value to Waterbend" I can't pull for Avatar Kuruk, I don't have enough boosters. Manufactor grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure value town. What a cruel world I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of manufactor. I try to play Food. Manufactor is more value. I try to play Clues. Manufactor is more value. I want to Waterbend. The best Waterbend decks want Manufactor. It grabs me by the throat. I buy a foil. It isn't satisfied. I pull Katara. "I don't need this bish" it tells me. "Give me more field time." It grabs a tutor and forces me to shuffle. "You just need to funnel me more. I can generate more value to Waterbend" I can't pull for Avatar Kuruk, I don't have enough boosters. Manufactor grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure value town. What a cruel world
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
I can't fucking believe I missed this, too fucking good
girldickenergy.bsky.social One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 23d
Cole, like a week ago: Quinn, get off The World Ends With You, focus up
Me, coming up with a comeback a week later: MORE LIKE NINTENDO *SNITCH*!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Alright the changes feel good, will have to see how it turns out for future games
thebloodricguy.bsky.social Cole aka 😎Johnny Mardu☀️💀🔥 @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 2d
My Isshin/Obosh deck is going under the knife tonight

Many revelations since I put it together
Isshin, Two Heavens as One {R}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Samurai If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Trained by the Imperials but disillusioned by their rigidity, he gave his heart—and his swords—to the Asari Uprising. 3/4 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast Obosh, the Preypiercer {3}{B/R}{B/R} Legendary Creature — Hellion Horror Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead. 3/5 Illustrated by Daarken
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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amkitani.bsky.social
It took a while but it's finished! Rowan, Scion of War and Will, Scion of Peace :)
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
My Isshin/Obosh deck is going under the knife tonight

Many revelations since I put it together
Isshin, Two Heavens as One {R}{W}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Samurai If a creature attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Trained by the Imperials but disillusioned by their rigidity, he gave his heart—and his swords—to the Asari Uprising. 3/4 Illustrated by Ryan Pancoast Obosh, the Preypiercer {3}{B/R}{B/R} Legendary Creature — Hellion Horror Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for {3} as a sorcery.) If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead. 3/5 Illustrated by Daarken
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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chaleurart.bsky.social
A 6 panel meme following the "open the gate" template: - They're reviving Vine - Open the gate - It's Jack Dorsey - Close the gate - He's banning AI content - Open the gate a little
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social
Not only did she absolutely dog walk Elon off a cliff and straight into a breakdown, she's now defending trans people and calling out terf harassment?

I'm making "Our Lady of Joyce Mother Fuckin Carol Oates" prayer candles.
Twitter screenshot: Joyce Carol Oates tweets (in reference to a video of a TERF harassing a food service worker) "how is this not like interrogating a stranger on their religion? ethnic identity? the color of their eyes? what right has anyone to inquire into a private matter in a public place where the gender/biological identity of the individual has 100% nothing to do with the situation? transphobia, homophobia, every kind of vicious -phobia should be exposed, as in this video."
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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imaginaryfiend.bsky.social
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social

BRO DID THE GUILD JUST AUTHORIZE A SECRET LAIR
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
thebloodricguy.bsky.social
Oh worm?

(I will become un-fuckin-bearable)
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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thebloodricguy.bsky.social
alright, went back into Boros Sephiroth and tweaked a few things. have lower curve creatures that can fuel each other with counters to become modified for when Seph shows up, and if he doesn't, they can just keep scaling up on their own

also means summons can punch harder too, which is nice
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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smashfizzle.bsky.social
Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
peltzmadeline.bsky.social Madeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 3d
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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ctcmtg.bsky.social
It’s Thursday and you know what that means! It’s time for a brand new episode of Brew Review! This week I’m joined by @jaqalyte.bsky.social to discuss her sweet Ghoulcaller Gisa deck. You can find it on your podcast app of choice or using the link below!

open.spotify.com/episode/01ac...
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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narukamiknight.bsky.social
Me last week: 5 drops are the new 6 drops

Me this week: Unless 👀

Fr though some of these are cards I don't see that often that provide the sauce, or even dominate games

blog.cardkingdom.com/6-fantastic-...
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM