Russell Ariel 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@thebearminimum.bsky.social
Indigenous singer/songwriter. ACE. Leftist Heathen.
Did the world ask for a CCR/MGMT mashup? No. Will that prevent me from doing one? Also no.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Did the world ask for a CCR/MGMT mashup? No. Will that prevent me from doing one? Also no.
I don’t know if I’m necessarily the weirdest employee at this school, but I’d like to think I’m in the top 5
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t know if I’m necessarily the weirdest employee at this school, but I’d like to think I’m in the top 5
She really is quite a catch, folks!
anyone want to be lesbians with me? I'm accepting applications. cover letters encouraged but not mandatory.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
She really is quite a catch, folks!
Making the most of a day off
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Making the most of a day off
But… but why?!
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
But… but why?!
The “N” stands for “Ned?! Ned Ryerson?!”
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The “N” stands for “Ned?! Ned Ryerson?!”
The Goon movie they released some test footage for
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The Goon movie they released some test footage for
Sure, sex is great and all, but have you ever remembered a word you were fumbling for?!
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sure, sex is great and all, but have you ever remembered a word you were fumbling for?!
Don’t forget to start “Nightmare Before Christmas” at 11:46 pm tonight so Jack will enter Christmas Town precisely at midnight thus beginning the peaceful transition of power to Christmas
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Don’t forget to start “Nightmare Before Christmas” at 11:46 pm tonight so Jack will enter Christmas Town precisely at midnight thus beginning the peaceful transition of power to Christmas
Jaws
Night of the Living Dead
The Wolf Man (41)
An American Werewolf in London
Night of the Living Dead
The Wolf Man (41)
An American Werewolf in London
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Jaws
Night of the Living Dead
The Wolf Man (41)
An American Werewolf in London
Night of the Living Dead
The Wolf Man (41)
An American Werewolf in London
Izzy: hey, do you have any grapes?
Phoenix: No, not anymore
Me: NO! (NO!)
GRAPES! (GRAPES!)
TIL BROOK-LYN!!
Izzy and Phoenix: 😐
Phoenix: No, not anymore
Me: NO! (NO!)
GRAPES! (GRAPES!)
TIL BROOK-LYN!!
Izzy and Phoenix: 😐
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Izzy: hey, do you have any grapes?
Phoenix: No, not anymore
Me: NO! (NO!)
GRAPES! (GRAPES!)
TIL BROOK-LYN!!
Izzy and Phoenix: 😐
Phoenix: No, not anymore
Me: NO! (NO!)
GRAPES! (GRAPES!)
TIL BROOK-LYN!!
Izzy and Phoenix: 😐
Look to the cookie america… look to the cookie
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Look to the cookie america… look to the cookie
Oh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark.. I was born in it.. molded by it.
September 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark.. I was born in it.. molded by it.
Remember everyone, if you benefit from or enjoy anything about the day Friday, you have Rebecca Black to thank for it.
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Remember everyone, if you benefit from or enjoy anything about the day Friday, you have Rebecca Black to thank for it.
Truly livin la vida loca is in the eye of the beholder
September 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Truly livin la vida loca is in the eye of the beholder