Alex Banks
@theaxelr8r.bsky.social
27 • he/him • 💚🏳️🌈🇪🇺 • likes data, coffee, and the colour orange • Reading, UK
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Alex Banks
@theaxelr8r.bsky.social
· Nov 10
🍊🍉 when you don't interact with my posts or thirst follow me this is who you're being mean to:
Sometimes you feel disconnected from the world. And then you lost a shirtless selfie on close friends story and suddenly everyone is around 😌
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sometimes you feel disconnected from the world. And then you lost a shirtless selfie on close friends story and suddenly everyone is around 😌
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You're telling me a ginger bred this latte??
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
You're telling me a ginger bred this latte??
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
oomfs owe kisses x
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
oomfs owe kisses x
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when men have tits rt if u agree
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
when men have tits rt if u agree
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no loads refused infodump
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
no loads refused infodump
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Mondays, am I right?
October 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Mondays, am I right?
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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Dating?? In this unprecedented geopolitical landscape??
September 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Dating?? In this unprecedented geopolitical landscape??
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Parents are asking what I want for birthday/ Christmas and like... I'm genuinely stumped 😅
September 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Parents are asking what I want for birthday/ Christmas and like... I'm genuinely stumped 😅
can't help but notice none of you are cuddling me right now??
September 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
can't help but notice none of you are cuddling me right now??
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slept a grand total of three hours
August 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
slept a grand total of three hours
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Spider pronouns be like: it/ze/bit/xe
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Spider pronouns be like: it/ze/bit/xe
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Me: I love degenerative AI
AI: Certainly! Please get on your knees
AI: Certainly! Please get on your knees
September 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Me: I love degenerative AI
AI: Certainly! Please get on your knees
AI: Certainly! Please get on your knees
Spent my lunch break fighting my new bed to get it into the corner. Might be worth it though,,,
September 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Spent my lunch break fighting my new bed to get it into the corner. Might be worth it though,,,
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email template 🔗'd in our b!0
personalise as much as you can so it won't be rejected/ignored as a copy-paste!!
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON
email template 🔗'd in our b!0
personalise as much as you can so it won't be rejected/ignored as a copy-paste!!
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
email template 🔗'd in our b!0
personalise as much as you can so it won't be rejected/ignored as a copy-paste!!
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON
email template 🔗'd in our b!0
personalise as much as you can so it won't be rejected/ignored as a copy-paste!!
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON
Of course the lift decides to break right at the end of the move
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Of course the lift decides to break right at the end of the move
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Congratulations to the newly elected Leader of the Green Party of England & Wales, @zackpolanski.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Congratulations to the newly elected Leader of the Green Party of England & Wales, @zackpolanski.bsky.social
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If Aldi has any Christmas stuff in tomorrow I’m going to buy loads of it because it tastes good and it will annoy people for some reason
August 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If Aldi has any Christmas stuff in tomorrow I’m going to buy loads of it because it tastes good and it will annoy people for some reason
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Finishing August the most burnt out I've been in ages
August 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Finishing August the most burnt out I've been in ages
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I think your girlfriend should dump you for even suggesting the use of the big light
August 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I think your girlfriend should dump you for even suggesting the use of the big light