C.M. Gerard
@theauthorcmg.bsky.social
Astronomical dilletante, escaped wage-slave, aspiring author. Nacho and rodent enthusiast.
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Who's donating food like a boss? @flavorflav.bsky.social is donating food like a boss.
>This< is what it's about. Using your platform to do good in the world and let everyone know that any good deed helps bring us closer to a better world, no matter the size of the deed.
Fuck'n metal, brother. 💚🫡
>This< is what it's about. Using your platform to do good in the world and let everyone know that any good deed helps bring us closer to a better world, no matter the size of the deed.
Fuck'n metal, brother. 💚🫡
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who's donating food like a boss? @flavorflav.bsky.social is donating food like a boss.
>This< is what it's about. Using your platform to do good in the world and let everyone know that any good deed helps bring us closer to a better world, no matter the size of the deed.
Fuck'n metal, brother. 💚🫡
>This< is what it's about. Using your platform to do good in the world and let everyone know that any good deed helps bring us closer to a better world, no matter the size of the deed.
Fuck'n metal, brother. 💚🫡
If we naruto run through the produce section, their pepper balls can only season our salads.
So there were some AI-generated videos that purported to show Black women ranting about SNAP benefits, and... Fox News is reporting on this like these are real people. They're not! They're AI!
This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If we naruto run through the produce section, their pepper balls can only season our salads.
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🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance.
Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.
You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...
#Wayback1T
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Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.
You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...
#Wayback1T
🧵
October 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance.
Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.
You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...
#Wayback1T
🧵
Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.
You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...
#Wayback1T
🧵
September 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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They actually want us to feel sorry for the poor ICE agents. Literally Orwellian.
Hours after @pbump.com posted this today, ICE updated its figure to 500%.
June 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They actually want us to feel sorry for the poor ICE agents. Literally Orwellian.
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Hard to argue with that.
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hard to argue with that.
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I think you are lying
I might add that many of those scientists are receiving substantial resources from big pharma to push these medicines on kids. What do you think?
June 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think you are lying
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Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.
This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
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Use this locator with your zip code to find an event near you.
www.nokings.org
www.nokings.org
No Kings
On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...
www.nokings.org
June 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Use this locator with your zip code to find an event near you.
www.nokings.org
www.nokings.org
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So do you guys have the inside info on when he's being deported yet?
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So do you guys have the inside info on when he's being deported yet?
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Does anyone know if the guy who came up with the phrase, "One Hit Wonder," ever came up with any other phrases?
June 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Does anyone know if the guy who came up with the phrase, "One Hit Wonder," ever came up with any other phrases?
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In South Park, San Diego, US citizens stigmergically rose up against Trump’s Gestapo. The revolt erupted midday when ICE began rounding up people at a restaurant; patrons and passersby alike dropped everything to confront the regime storm troopers. #3E #EndImpunity #StopICE
June 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
In South Park, San Diego, US citizens stigmergically rose up against Trump’s Gestapo. The revolt erupted midday when ICE began rounding up people at a restaurant; patrons and passersby alike dropped everything to confront the regime storm troopers. #3E #EndImpunity #StopICE
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headline construction masterclass
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
headline construction masterclass
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For over a year our 2yo has been obsessed with videos of the Lowes animatronic Halloween reaper band. So for his 3rd birthday, we surprised him with his own reaper band. Now all he wants to do is perform with the 7ft tall reapers, specifically as an *animatronic* skeleton. He’s a method actor.
May 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For over a year our 2yo has been obsessed with videos of the Lowes animatronic Halloween reaper band. So for his 3rd birthday, we surprised him with his own reaper band. Now all he wants to do is perform with the 7ft tall reapers, specifically as an *animatronic* skeleton. He’s a method actor.
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The other shit aside, it's really fkn hard to misspell "don't."
May 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The other shit aside, it's really fkn hard to misspell "don't."
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“You can pry this Crunchwrap from my cold, tiny hands!”
May 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“You can pry this Crunchwrap from my cold, tiny hands!”
Love a good Mark Twain quote, I don't even care if it's an actual quotation of something he ever said.
May 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Love a good Mark Twain quote, I don't even care if it's an actual quotation of something he ever said.
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Chrom(ium) just asked me to be its default browser again for like the 1000th time I clicked 'X' (it's like my 3rd browser choice at this point) and I just had a thought like "When will I be able to have an adult relationship with an ex-browser?"
May 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chrom(ium) just asked me to be its default browser again for like the 1000th time I clicked 'X' (it's like my 3rd browser choice at this point) and I just had a thought like "When will I be able to have an adult relationship with an ex-browser?"
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She's a good actress. And thorough.
May 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
She's a good actress. And thorough.