Trying to find a Christmas present for gf’s dad. I’ve never met him. Ran out of brain in the supermarket. He might be getting a baby yoda pez dispenser and some teak oil.
December 17, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Trying to find a Christmas present for gf’s dad. I’ve never met him. Ran out of brain in the supermarket. He might be getting a baby yoda pez dispenser and some teak oil.
Maybe it’s the multiple gins, but proud of mother for chilling the fuck out over the last few years. She was surprisingly cool meeting my lovely girlfriend. You know they got on well because mother offered her The Good Gin. The red one.
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Maybe it’s the multiple gins, but proud of mother for chilling the fuck out over the last few years. She was surprisingly cool meeting my lovely girlfriend. You know they got on well because mother offered her The Good Gin. The red one.
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When people ask me how many heck’s I give
October 28, 2023 at 1:16 PM
When people ask me how many heck’s I give
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Found a serious leak under the sink. Please send help.
October 25, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Found a serious leak under the sink. Please send help.
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The problem with the world today is that kittens aren't allowed to work as police dispatchers any more. 1972. digitaltmuseum.se/021018614723...
October 25, 2023 at 6:27 AM
The problem with the world today is that kittens aren't allowed to work as police dispatchers any more. 1972. digitaltmuseum.se/021018614723...
Quote post with a foolish injury:
Fell over my mate's handbag getting out of the car. Elbow hit the curb. Ended up in A&E at about 4am, trying to explain I was absolutely sober and snapped the end off my elbow falling over a handbag.
Fell over my mate's handbag getting out of the car. Elbow hit the curb. Ended up in A&E at about 4am, trying to explain I was absolutely sober and snapped the end off my elbow falling over a handbag.
Quote post with a foolish injury:
The hairy hound mistook a discarded umbrella for a big black snek, went VTOL, pulling me over then landing squarely on my chest, bruising 6 ribs.
My neighbours kindly deleted their cctv footage of the ridiculous event.
The hairy hound mistook a discarded umbrella for a big black snek, went VTOL, pulling me over then landing squarely on my chest, bruising 6 ribs.
My neighbours kindly deleted their cctv footage of the ridiculous event.
Quote post with a foolish injury:
Van came round the corner very slowly, I was on the zebra crossing, driver had the sun in his eyes.
When I realised he wasn’t stopping I let out a battle cry and punched the van right in the grille.
The only injury was to my hand.
Van came round the corner very slowly, I was on the zebra crossing, driver had the sun in his eyes.
When I realised he wasn’t stopping I let out a battle cry and punched the van right in the grille.
The only injury was to my hand.
October 24, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Quote post with a foolish injury:
Fell over my mate's handbag getting out of the car. Elbow hit the curb. Ended up in A&E at about 4am, trying to explain I was absolutely sober and snapped the end off my elbow falling over a handbag.
Fell over my mate's handbag getting out of the car. Elbow hit the curb. Ended up in A&E at about 4am, trying to explain I was absolutely sober and snapped the end off my elbow falling over a handbag.
Hello internet. I am having A Week.
October 24, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Hello internet. I am having A Week.