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theapocalypse666.bsky.social
Eloelle✨
@theapocalypse666.bsky.social
Equal parts iridescence ✨and eerie essence 🖤🕷
Twitch: Theapocalypse666
Met some of my husbands distant relatives at a funeral last year, and a great aunt or something had to leave early because “she was getting cranky because she stays hungry for her figure” mama thats an eating disorder
January 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One time I applied to work at Glassdoor, got denied, and they still had the audacity to send that “did Glassdoor hire you?”email IDK ASK YOURSELF
January 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Elon tweeting himself from alts reminds me of when I sent myself fake asks on tumblr and formspring, except I was 16 not 53
December 29, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I’ve been installing mods and recoloring cc for sims the last 20 years why the FUCK is it so hard to mod bg3
December 29, 2024 at 4:36 AM
My husband had no idea wicked was related to wizard of oz, and now he’s calling Elphaba the John Brown of the animals
December 27, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Saw wicked with my mom for Christmas so I got to go explain to her how Arianna grande ruined her marriage for SpongeBob
December 26, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Cinematic parallels
December 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Me: I can win therapy, this is normal and okay.

*Makes therapist cry from my trauma*

Me: Fuck no not like that please-
December 20, 2024 at 4:31 PM
This was just the tutorial 🤭

#seaofthieves #twitch
December 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I know I’m alone in this Spyro opinion, but I think icy peak is infinitely better than frozen altars. The music track is one of my all time favorites in the trilogy, and I just love the iridescent iciness of it all
December 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Oh you wanted a certified freak? Sorry, I’m only a certified weirdo
December 18, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Have you ever wanted to suck someone’s dick platonically as a thank you
December 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
The fucking ceos get therapy because they’re scared 🥺 yet my health insurance has 0 mental/behavioral health coverage

eat🍴the🍴rich🍴
December 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Things to avoid saying this Christmas:

• diet starts in January!
• are you going to eat all that?
• go on, you can have one drink!
• give [other person] a kiss
• you’re ruining it for other people
• cheer up, it’s Christmas
December 14, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Makers of Scrub Daddy Release New “Scrub Sub” For Those Filthy, Dirty, Misbehaving Stains
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Makers of Scrub Daddy Release New “Scrub Sub” For Those Filthy, Dirty, Misbehaving Stains
The makers of the Scrub Daddy recently introduced a new companion product, the “Scrub Sub,” which is meticulously designed to drink up the filthiest, naughtiest messes with pleasure.
thehardtimes.net
December 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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I don't have an advent calendar

so Im just opening cupboard doors

and eating whatever's in there
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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Altoona McDonald’s 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors
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Altoona McDonald's 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors
A wave of 1-star Google reviews flooded a local McDonald's location after an employee ratted out the suspected killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson earlier today.
thehardtimes.net
December 10, 2024 at 3:22 PM
A great big fuck you to the nosy ass McDonald’s employee that called the cops on The Adjuster 🖕
December 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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All I want for Christmas is…

• eating disorder services to stop relying on BMI
• diet companies to stop preying on vulnerable people
• calories to be removed from menus
• all eating disorders to be taken seriously
• all body sizes to be accepted and appreciated
• eating disorder stigma to disappear
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
gd all y’all’s pets dying in the last 2 days apparently
December 9, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Being autistic means half of people thinking you’re a pushover who doesn’t assert yourself or boundaries strongly enough and the other half thinking you’re too blunt and brazen, and you’re left wondering how those two contradicting things can both be true at the same time
December 9, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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me on this app with no following
it be one dumbass me telling myself exaaaaactly
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 AM
My friend was telling me how bg3 had a bunch of mods and is probably comparable to the sims sex mods, until I let them play my game and they realize how detailed ww is 😈
December 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM