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S Korea is living the dream.
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 AM
S Korea is living the dream.
I get no traction here. Maybe I should increase my posts.
September 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I get no traction here. Maybe I should increase my posts.
Are they still eating the cats in Ohio? Asking for a friend.
July 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Are they still eating the cats in Ohio? Asking for a friend.
X née Twitter is really filled with rage past couple of days. People very upset about Epstein news and current talks of amnesty for certain workers.
July 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
X née Twitter is really filled with rage past couple of days. People very upset about Epstein news and current talks of amnesty for certain workers.
I’m going home
June 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m going home
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
WASHINGTON—Saying he was just more deadweight hampering the executive branch’s ability to function efficiently, Elon Musk confirmed Monday that he had offered himself $10 billion to resign from his position as head of President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency. “Like many other federal employees, I too have been presented with a buyout option as part […]
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February 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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Am I great again yet?
January 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Am I great again yet?
Does anyone believe that Mel has 3 friends and they all have cancer?
Finishing production on a podcast about Mel. Releases soon
His interview on Rogan killed much of my brain. I need miracle healing.
His interview on Rogan killed much of my brain. I need miracle healing.
January 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Does anyone believe that Mel has 3 friends and they all have cancer?
Underwood’s first big hit was about keying a car of a man that cheated on her. I guess she has come to terms with cheaters.
John Pavlovitz on Carrie Underwood celebrating criminal scum Donald Trump.
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January 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Underwood’s first big hit was about keying a car of a man that cheated on her. I guess she has come to terms with cheaters.
Elona is on X née Twitter currently complaining that MAGA is racist. How tf is he just figuring this out? The leader of MAGA is also a racist. Elona can go fuck himself in the face.
December 28, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Elona is on X née Twitter currently complaining that MAGA is racist. How tf is he just figuring this out? The leader of MAGA is also a racist. Elona can go fuck himself in the face.
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Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
President-elect Donald Trump promised to abolish the U.S. Department of Education. The Onion examines the pros and cons of eliminating the federal agency. PRO: Paves way for bold new predatory loans ...
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December 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
In today’s political landscape I am trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and totally fucking oblivious so I don’t have a seizure.
December 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
In today’s political landscape I am trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and totally fucking oblivious so I don’t have a seizure.
Petey Hegseth doesn’t want women in the military but his mommy is on TV fighting his battles. Got it!
December 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Petey Hegseth doesn’t want women in the military but his mommy is on TV fighting his battles. Got it!
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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
November 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
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I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
It’s like half the country ate the brown acid.
November 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
It’s like half the country ate the brown acid.
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These people who pretend to be pro-life are, in fact, pro- #slavery #HardTruth
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 PM
These people who pretend to be pro-life are, in fact, pro- #slavery #HardTruth
The new director of Health and Human Services.
a stuffed worm with a yellow and orange stripped body is sticking out of a hole in a wall
ALT: a stuffed worm with a yellow and orange stripped body is sticking out of a hole in a wall
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November 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
The new director of Health and Human Services.