the amazing flying emily
@theamazingflyingem.bsky.social
bitch if you don't know me by now
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well, i know ~i'm~ not making up my lil living walking talking DNA samples, sooooo
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
well, i know ~i'm~ not making up my lil living walking talking DNA samples, sooooo
fuck you & your little dog too, Dorothy
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
fuck you & your little dog too, Dorothy
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Nuzzi? Don’t care. Not interested.
Newsies? Hell yes. Let’s arise and seize the day motherf*ckers.
Newsies? Hell yes. Let’s arise and seize the day motherf*ckers.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nuzzi? Don’t care. Not interested.
Newsies? Hell yes. Let’s arise and seize the day motherf*ckers.
Newsies? Hell yes. Let’s arise and seize the day motherf*ckers.
pouring lemon curd into a pie crust and now i'm eating pie bc science
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
pouring lemon curd into a pie crust and now i'm eating pie bc science
inventing a new genre of cross-platform subtweeting to cope with my curséd new ability to feel things
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
inventing a new genre of cross-platform subtweeting to cope with my curséd new ability to feel things
he critiques my understanding of the word love without understanding what i'm saying when i say he loves me
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
he critiques my understanding of the word love without understanding what i'm saying when i say he loves me
it's kinda heartbreaking to realize that someone can love you so hard it breaks them without even spending enough time with you to recognize you when you show up
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it's kinda heartbreaking to realize that someone can love you so hard it breaks them without even spending enough time with you to recognize you when you show up
so far i've learned that whoever stole my cell phone put the picture of my dead brother's hand from the night he got hit by a car on the internet with instructions on how to find me. because they're harassing me with it now.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
so far i've learned that whoever stole my cell phone put the picture of my dead brother's hand from the night he got hit by a car on the internet with instructions on how to find me. because they're harassing me with it now.
thanks for ruining my life. i could have apologized to him
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
thanks for ruining my life. i could have apologized to him
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That’s Chekhov. In Ibsen you die while trying to impress a young woman. Or die by suicide. Or from syphilis. Or live, but are abandoned by the people you love most.
The gun introduced in Act 1 goes off?
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That’s Chekhov. In Ibsen you die while trying to impress a young woman. Or die by suicide. Or from syphilis. Or live, but are abandoned by the people you love most.
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Kristi Noem funneled $220 million in taxpayer money to a firm tied to her inner circle. No-bid contract. Hidden companies. Personal + political connections. THIS DEMANDS AN INVESTIGATION.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Kristi Noem funneled $220 million in taxpayer money to a firm tied to her inner circle. No-bid contract. Hidden companies. Personal + political connections. THIS DEMANDS AN INVESTIGATION.
begone with your thirst traps! my bf gets jelly
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
begone with your thirst traps! my bf gets jelly
how could you sick fucks have done this to me
I AM A HUMAN BEING
I AM A HUMAN BEING
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
how could you sick fucks have done this to me
I AM A HUMAN BEING
I AM A HUMAN BEING
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Visitors to Japan in 2025.
AFP Infographic chart showing international arrivals in Japan in 2025, January to September. Japanese tourism and retail shares dived on Monday after China warned its citizens to avoid the tourist hotspot in a spat over Prime Minister Takaichi's comments on Taiwan
AFP Infographic chart showing international arrivals in Japan in 2025, January to September. Japanese tourism and retail shares dived on Monday after China warned its citizens to avoid the tourist hotspot in a spat over Prime Minister Takaichi's comments on Taiwan
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Visitors to Japan in 2025.
AFP Infographic chart showing international arrivals in Japan in 2025, January to September. Japanese tourism and retail shares dived on Monday after China warned its citizens to avoid the tourist hotspot in a spat over Prime Minister Takaichi's comments on Taiwan
AFP Infographic chart showing international arrivals in Japan in 2025, January to September. Japanese tourism and retail shares dived on Monday after China warned its citizens to avoid the tourist hotspot in a spat over Prime Minister Takaichi's comments on Taiwan
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This framing saddens me because it totally erases survivors who are sex worker rights activists. The “Equality Model” promoted by this org is the dangerous Nordic Model—deportation of undocumented SWers, coerced legal testimony from SWers, prohibition of SW safety resources, & surveillance of SWers.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This framing saddens me because it totally erases survivors who are sex worker rights activists. The “Equality Model” promoted by this org is the dangerous Nordic Model—deportation of undocumented SWers, coerced legal testimony from SWers, prohibition of SW safety resources, & surveillance of SWers.
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
even if it all comes crashing down on my head tonight, i still won
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
even if it all comes crashing down on my head tonight, i still won
peace in the middle east you stupid fucks
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
peace in the middle east you stupid fucks
sometimes i wonder someone just resurrected all my old friends as AI twitter bots to fuck with my head
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
sometimes i wonder someone just resurrected all my old friends as AI twitter bots to fuck with my head
please don't be dead
Penny & Sam. put a hat on Sam in this picture & it's 2014 all over again and i'm crying on the bar because they told me i'm a widow.
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
please don't be dead
coma car accident degloving throat mangled. i am so sorry. let me make it up to you.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
coma car accident degloving throat mangled. i am so sorry. let me make it up to you.
organic, farm-raised lost souls now on sale by the dozen
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
organic, farm-raised lost souls now on sale by the dozen
today's hurdle is i forgot about the existence of water. i remember now.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
today's hurdle is i forgot about the existence of water. i remember now.
normal friends. i want my normal friends
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
normal friends. i want my normal friends
most frequent question i hear this year is "where the hell have you been?" and the answer is i have been doing all the cooking & cleaning & laundry & yardwork for 5-6 people since 2017 when i had to go to the ER for a stress-induced heart attack.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
most frequent question i hear this year is "where the hell have you been?" and the answer is i have been doing all the cooking & cleaning & laundry & yardwork for 5-6 people since 2017 when i had to go to the ER for a stress-induced heart attack.