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Uncle Ste’ (he/him)
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Bisexual Twitch streamer, artist, semi-professional actor and game master. International uncle-at-large. Inclusive as f**k.

Find me at:
Www.Twitch.tv/the_uncle_ste
Www.Twitch.tv/taverntalestv
And side-kicking for my nephew at
Www.twitch.tv/iongravity
That disappointment when mom starts buying Maximum Value brand Pink Floyd…
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ok, hear me out. Beck could totally play Micheal Cera in some kind of a reverse biopic.
August 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My therapist and I have very defined roles. It’s her job to tell me that it’s the world itself that’s broken. And it’s my job to see that world has very convincing evidence to the contrary.
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
At last they have bestowed upon me an engraved metal plate of both identification and permission. Let it be told far and wide. Let all upon the pavement, in stationary storage lots and drive-thru windows know, that I shall operate my coach and beep at those found to be unworthy in mine eyes.
August 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All of my prepared paperwork is useless. It is as if it were for my benefit and my benefit alone. There come cries for tribute. They demand far more than was foretold in the prophecy. They cackle at my frustration. They drink my despair.
August 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have carved the ancient sigil into my hand. The seal has been broken. The sleeping ones, awoken. Wilford Brimley stalks the earth once more. Eyes glowing. His breath aflame. The path is made clear as spoken in the prophecy. The DMV is like 2 shops down in this strip mall. Goddammit.
August 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My throat is parched. I am lost. Wandering. Hallucinating for what seems like weeks in the heat. What looked like a Burger King, sparkling majestically in the sun, was but a hallucination housing only the hollow shell of JoAnn Fabric. Once a might titan now lies the victim of hedge fund pirates.
August 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The skies grow dark. A cold front moves in. I have clubbed a passing seal and have hidden inside, like so much tauntaun. Mother mocked my Jedi degree. Who laughs from inside a seal, mother? Who laughs now?
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I am back at another DMV. let the journaling begin

8:07 AM - a line has started already. This DMV doesn’t open until 9. Morale is fairly high. I pray that my wife and daughter remember their papa as he was. A man with a motor vehicle.
August 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have awoken from a deep and dreamless sleep. After 6.5 hours of waiting, 3 movies, 2 albums and a therapy session in my car, I will soon reach my goal of a new license. The cruel irony is that I need plates and will do this all over at 6:30 AM tomorrow. #dmv
July 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It has been 3 days of spartan living. I have almost ascended to the rank of God’s chosen. I really should have eaten breakfast. #dmv
July 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oh how foolish I was. There are both factions and subfactions of indoor folk. The folks living between the door, the deadly snake folk of the lobby and then there are God’s chosen few who now reside in the DMV proper. I must be strong. #dmv
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I have learned of growing factions within the waiting at the DMV. There are inside and there are outside folk. Despite the fact that some will ascend, we the outside folk have on-going plans to unseat the inside folk in the coming days. We ride at 3 o’clock!
July 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I just learned that Fergie’s first name is Stacy. Listen to any of her solo work or with the Black Eyed Peas. She’s definitely a Stacy. Halfway through the outside line. I’ve started watching Grindhouse. #dmv
July 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
All the flags out here are at half mast. No doubt it is in the memory of those that perished yesterday, waiting. Pray for us. #dmv
July 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I came to the dmv just to make my new home official. I thought it opened at 8. I got here at 7:15. There are already 50+ people in line on the outside alone. This will chronicle my struggle. #dmv
July 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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More laughs courtesy of Elon 🤣💀 bsky.app/profile/stri...
December 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...

It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.
November 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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I thought the pink peppermint would look cute in my frog mug. Instead, it looks like I've exposed his brain tissue. :/
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Sums up the current state of the US politics
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I’m literally only going to watch Mike Tyson evicerate Joke Paul tonight for the Punch Out memes coming out tomorrow.
November 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
20 years ago Rage Against The Machine were raising our awareness of the issues and rights that we still have to push for.
Rage Against The Machine Live Full Concert Berkeley 1992
YouTube video by Mighty Mo
youtu.be
November 8, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Robert Johnson reportedly sold his soul at the crossroads to be that legendary a musician. Does anybody have a solid lead on a devil-associated intersection these days?
November 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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"The decision not to publish was made by The Post’s owner — Amazon founder Jeff Bezos."

I worked at the paper for seven years and Bezos never interfered with a thing. This is five-alarm fire stuff.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...
The Washington Post says it will not endorse a candidate for president
For the first time in 40 years, The Washington Post’s editorial board announced Friday that it will not make an endorsement in this year’s presidential contest.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM