turing
@the-turing-machine.bsky.social
CompEng, former gifted kid, occasional filmmaker, aspiring gamemaker/writer, motorsports nerd on Sundays. Hiding my poor guitar playing by adding more reverb. Too much, really.
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Not sure if this is an accomplishment or not, but you know what, I'll take it
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Not sure if this is an accomplishment or not, but you know what, I'll take it
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
I know it's not the point, but how does CSPAN still look like this?
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I know it's not the point, but how does CSPAN still look like this?
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Concrete jungle wet dream tomato ❤️
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Fuck Andrew Cuomo, Fuck Eric Adams, Fuck Michael Bloomberg, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck The New York Times, Fuck The New York Post. And fuck Chris Cuomo, too.
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fuck Andrew Cuomo, Fuck Eric Adams, Fuck Michael Bloomberg, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck The New York Times, Fuck The New York Post. And fuck Chris Cuomo, too.
*baritone voice*: He is a babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback baby back, he is a babyback babyback
*tenor voice, coming in hot*: JESSE'S A BABYBACK BITCH
*tenor voice, coming in hot*: JESSE'S A BABYBACK BITCH
October 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*baritone voice*: He is a babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback baby back, he is a babyback babyback
*tenor voice, coming in hot*: JESSE'S A BABYBACK BITCH
*tenor voice, coming in hot*: JESSE'S A BABYBACK BITCH
Book packing list for the cruise:
Leaving Home, Keillor (Easy read)
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, DFW (Moderate read)
The Kingdom of God is Within You, Tolstoy (Challenging read)
Giovanni's Room, Baldwin (travel read due to tiny hardcover)
Howl and Other Poems, Ginsberg (Comfort read)
Leaving Home, Keillor (Easy read)
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, DFW (Moderate read)
The Kingdom of God is Within You, Tolstoy (Challenging read)
Giovanni's Room, Baldwin (travel read due to tiny hardcover)
Howl and Other Poems, Ginsberg (Comfort read)
July 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Book packing list for the cruise:
Leaving Home, Keillor (Easy read)
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, DFW (Moderate read)
The Kingdom of God is Within You, Tolstoy (Challenging read)
Giovanni's Room, Baldwin (travel read due to tiny hardcover)
Howl and Other Poems, Ginsberg (Comfort read)
Leaving Home, Keillor (Easy read)
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, DFW (Moderate read)
The Kingdom of God is Within You, Tolstoy (Challenging read)
Giovanni's Room, Baldwin (travel read due to tiny hardcover)
Howl and Other Poems, Ginsberg (Comfort read)
Fuck Andrew Cuomo, Fuck Eric Adams, Fuck Michael Bloomberg, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck The New York Times, Fuck The New York Post. And fuck Chris Cuomo, too.
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fuck Andrew Cuomo, Fuck Eric Adams, Fuck Michael Bloomberg, Fuck Bill Clinton, Fuck The New York Times, Fuck The New York Post. And fuck Chris Cuomo, too.
Learned about "37U football" today and critically misread it as "37-and-up". For about 10 minutes I was utterly mortified and really confused about how these games last more than 5 snaps.
June 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Learned about "37U football" today and critically misread it as "37-and-up". For about 10 minutes I was utterly mortified and really confused about how these games last more than 5 snaps.
Keep seeing posts talking about "old man yaoi" and it's just two guys in their late 40s. I feel lied to.
June 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Keep seeing posts talking about "old man yaoi" and it's just two guys in their late 40s. I feel lied to.
"...this will happen to everything that you love. Nothing you like will remain untouched, and it will get further and further monetized into meaninglessness. This isn't just our problem in our idiotic bloodsport - you're fucked too."
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"...this will happen to everything that you love. Nothing you like will remain untouched, and it will get further and further monetized into meaninglessness. This isn't just our problem in our idiotic bloodsport - you're fucked too."
We need a George Lucas Megalopolis. Give me 3 hours and $200 million of him airing grievances and dictating political theory. A completely disconnected half hour section that's just a Jar Jar melodrama. Intergalactic creatures inexplicably driving chopped and slammed Ford Coupes. I wanna see it.
April 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We need a George Lucas Megalopolis. Give me 3 hours and $200 million of him airing grievances and dictating political theory. A completely disconnected half hour section that's just a Jar Jar melodrama. Intergalactic creatures inexplicably driving chopped and slammed Ford Coupes. I wanna see it.
I wanna get Garrison Keillor and Joe Pera in a room together for an hour just to see what happens
April 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I wanna get Garrison Keillor and Joe Pera in a room together for an hour just to see what happens
>inb4 it's not "slave trade", it's "transnational convict leasing"
February 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
>inb4 it's not "slave trade", it's "transnational convict leasing"
Hate to do a third post about DFW as my fourth skeet, but the whole "incentivizing federal workers to quit their jobs so agencies can be flooded with incel hatchet men" reminds me of the "you are called to account" spiel from The Pale King. It's still pretty true without the current context,
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hate to do a third post about DFW as my fourth skeet, but the whole "incentivizing federal workers to quit their jobs so agencies can be flooded with incel hatchet men" reminds me of the "you are called to account" spiel from The Pale King. It's still pretty true without the current context,
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Chinese Ai vs US Ai - feels like an appropriate time to share this scene from the show (2018)
January 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Chinese Ai vs US Ai - feels like an appropriate time to share this scene from the show (2018)
In light of recent events, I am left to conclude that this skeet was so bad that it made Nick Mullen quit TAFS. My apologies to those affected; I'm sorry all over the place.
Imagine, if you will, a version of Infinite Jest where everything is the same except The Entertainment is just an episode of Cumtown
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In light of recent events, I am left to conclude that this skeet was so bad that it made Nick Mullen quit TAFS. My apologies to those affected; I'm sorry all over the place.
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I'm so mad at how good King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard are because it makes me say things like "You should listen to King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard." which is just a hard thing to swallow
January 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm so mad at how good King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard are because it makes me say things like "You should listen to King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard." which is just a hard thing to swallow
Imagine, if you will, a version of Infinite Jest where everything is the same except The Entertainment is just an episode of Cumtown
January 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Imagine, if you will, a version of Infinite Jest where everything is the same except The Entertainment is just an episode of Cumtown