Slartibartfast Bombadil
@the-sad-deku.bsky.social
𓂺Landlords are parasites𓂺
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Free Palestine🔻
❤️10/07/23❤️
Just a guy in a chair
☭🐬
Free Palestine🔻
❤️10/07/23❤️
Just a guy in a chair
Why isn't there electrodes in fish tackle? Once the fish bites, tase it, and reel it in easier.
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why isn't there electrodes in fish tackle? Once the fish bites, tase it, and reel it in easier.
If you're such a health nut that you refuse to eat chicken thigh over breast because there's too much fat, i'm judging you.
February 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you're such a health nut that you refuse to eat chicken thigh over breast because there's too much fat, i'm judging you.
With all the emojis we have now, why isn't there one with the cat having a blep?
January 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
With all the emojis we have now, why isn't there one with the cat having a blep?
I feel like God after I add cheese to cream and sell out entirely
December 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I feel like God after I add cheese to cream and sell out entirely
Tiktok is such a joke.
December 23, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Tiktok is such a joke.
I'm so close to playing WoW Classic. It looks like so much fun but I have no one to play with. I was gonna see if the central_committee guild was still active so I could at least be among my people but nope, that guild is dead ig. I'm so torn.
December 21, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I'm so close to playing WoW Classic. It looks like so much fun but I have no one to play with. I was gonna see if the central_committee guild was still active so I could at least be among my people but nope, that guild is dead ig. I'm so torn.
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Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
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December 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm Regrowing My Foreskin!
Last night, I had a dream that Michael Brooks was a senator and gave a full speech in his Obama voice on the floor.
December 20, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Last night, I had a dream that Michael Brooks was a senator and gave a full speech in his Obama voice on the floor.
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BREAKING: Hallmark to come out with new line of "Shooting victim" condolence cards in 2025. More news at 11.
December 18, 2024 at 1:10 PM
BREAKING: Hallmark to come out with new line of "Shooting victim" condolence cards in 2025. More news at 11.
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Looks like I spent 639 hours watching @mikefrompa.bsky.social and my wife used my accounts to watch 29 hours of the sims 4 lol #twitchrecap
December 15, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Looks like I spent 639 hours watching @mikefrompa.bsky.social and my wife used my accounts to watch 29 hours of the sims 4 lol #twitchrecap
Realizing my cats have literally never growled or hissed in their lives
December 9, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Realizing my cats have literally never growled or hissed in their lives
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Let people enjoy things geopolitics edition
Jesus Christ, Let people celebrate overthowing dictatorship for a day without implying some future great power actions. This is about people rising against brutality, corruption and authoritarism, not someones military or economic needs.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Let people enjoy things geopolitics edition
I don't post enough of the oompoos
December 8, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I don't post enough of the oompoos
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Obama was the most pathetic liar in service of neoliberalism.
Look at his argument against Medicare for all, it is entirely based on maintaining 3 million make-work jobs in the health insurance industry that he admits were just waste.
But he’d tell former manufacturing workers to learn to code.
Look at his argument against Medicare for all, it is entirely based on maintaining 3 million make-work jobs in the health insurance industry that he admits were just waste.
But he’d tell former manufacturing workers to learn to code.
December 5, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Obama was the most pathetic liar in service of neoliberalism.
Look at his argument against Medicare for all, it is entirely based on maintaining 3 million make-work jobs in the health insurance industry that he admits were just waste.
But he’d tell former manufacturing workers to learn to code.
Look at his argument against Medicare for all, it is entirely based on maintaining 3 million make-work jobs in the health insurance industry that he admits were just waste.
But he’d tell former manufacturing workers to learn to code.
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"It's totally fine for journalists to be directly funded by & work for the world's premiere imperial power" said by the same sort of people who think Donald Trump won 2 elections because Russia bought facebook ads
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
"It's totally fine for journalists to be directly funded by & work for the world's premiere imperial power" said by the same sort of people who think Donald Trump won 2 elections because Russia bought facebook ads
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No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
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The public response to the assassination of that Health Insurance CEO is nearly unanimous celebration.
This country despises the status quo and our elites.
This country despises the status quo and our elites.
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The public response to the assassination of that Health Insurance CEO is nearly unanimous celebration.
This country despises the status quo and our elites.
This country despises the status quo and our elites.
I sleep with a fan blowing directly on my face and when I wake up, I'm chapped and congested but I'll be damned if my face sweats while I sleep.
December 3, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I sleep with a fan blowing directly on my face and when I wake up, I'm chapped and congested but I'll be damned if my face sweats while I sleep.
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Whenever a prompt would ask about what the best comeback you’ve seen is, this would always get my vote
December 3, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Whenever a prompt would ask about what the best comeback you’ve seen is, this would always get my vote
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Foreign funded NGOs should be illegal
December 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Foreign funded NGOs should be illegal
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Hawk Tuah girl, meet Hawk Tuah boy
December 1, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Hawk Tuah girl, meet Hawk Tuah boy
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I thought Biden might be too much of an institutionalist to even pardon his own son but this final act proves that his weakness on our behalf was always a choice.
When it is something he actually cares about, he’ll act.
When it is something he actually cares about, he’ll act.
December 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I thought Biden might be too much of an institutionalist to even pardon his own son but this final act proves that his weakness on our behalf was always a choice.
When it is something he actually cares about, he’ll act.
When it is something he actually cares about, he’ll act.