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Ness
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Bonkers about fantasy football ⚽ #FPL #UCLFantasy and Bournemouth 🍒
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SHE DID IT!! 🏆

Huge congratulations to Victoria Mboko!! 🇨🇦♥️🎾
August 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I've decided that for my tenth season of FPL I'm going to win it
July 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's my birthday today. Every year I wonder how my life will be on my next birthday. 2024 was not an easy year for me so I'm determined that for my next birthday I'll look back positively!
January 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Forgot to add #FPL

Hoping this is interesting for others! 😊
I've been looking at some Premier League stats today using @fbref.com and thought I'd share some interesting numbers for the season so far.
December 9, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I've been looking at some Premier League stats today using @fbref.com and thought I'd share some interesting numbers for the season so far.
December 9, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I'm having a really lucky season, including Evanilson coming in for Solanke today!

Up to 2262. Never been here before. 😮
December 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I had my first ever appointment with a therapist this week and she asked me if I have a community. The example she gave was church.

I thought about it for a moment and then told her all about FPL. You are a community to me! (Some more than others of course.)

Thank you for always being out there.🥰
November 28, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Manchester City
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November 26, 2024 at 9:57 PM
A Fabianski clean sheet moves me up higher than I've ever been in all my years of playing FPL!

In gameweek 5 I was 5 million in the world so I never imagined this happening.
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Just accidentally cracked my mum up because she was in the kitchen and heard this:

Keep your shirt on you fool. Why did you take your shirt off...

oh wow is he buff...wow

😂Shirt off= bad for FPL but good for eye candy
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Let’s grow this then… a BlueSky only giveaway 👀

Repost this and tag another FPL account in the replies and we’ll giveaway 3 mugs when we get to 1,500 followers on both this account and @bakerfpl343.bsky.social

Imagine it won’t take long 😂

#FPL
November 14, 2024 at 1:08 PM
"Get out of my way.
You are in my face.
You are in my space!"

- Me accidentally dropping bars during a mini Overcooked rage while playing with my daughter and her friend
November 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Premier League football team Supporter?

As soon as private group chats arrive, we will set up groups for fans of each team. Be a part of this friendly world here forms.gle/j4Exeucch1xs...

Our Team lineup prediction groups live on Twitter for now but I will share their insights here

Please share!
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November 16, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I want to be entirely here but I have a really lovely and small DM group that goes with my mini league. Hope DM groups are available here soon!
November 16, 2024 at 11:57 AM
@fplkatm.bsky.social Kattttttt so nice to see you again!
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
My name means butterfly (and is a genus of butterflies) so basically this whole thing is mine and me.
Or something.
November 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Why not start with an FPL flex? Look what I've been up to with Comedy Gold FC. 🫨
November 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM