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Ness
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Bonkers about fantasy football ⚽ #FPL #UCLFantasy and Bournemouth 🍒
Hehehe
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hehe deal
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm afraid you've been duped by an imposter and I can see how that has happened. I'm a Canada-dwelling Ness Monster. You were making agreements with one of my distant cousins.

Great news then! My plan is back on.
July 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don't recall us agreeing on this. Send me the meeting notes please.
July 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So very sorry for your loss. It hurts so much to say goodbye to a beloved pet. Lots and lots of hugs to you.
July 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Hehe not sure about that but it's a nice idea!
January 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now I want cake!!!
January 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
😅
January 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm a 54 year old woman but I'll happily take a bro 😅. My teenage daughter bros me too.
January 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Looks like it! And recent Wolves results seem to back this up a bit.
December 10, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Hehe same 😅
December 9, 2024 at 6:08 PM
And now where it gets quite interesting is if we look at goals minus expected goals to see which teams are underperforming/overperforming (both with and without pens).

As a 🍒 fan I'm not unhappy to see these numbers.
December 9, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Top 5 for shots on target/90: Liverpool, Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Bournemouth

Top 5 for goals per shots on target: Brentford, Leicester, Wolves, Chelsea, Brighton
December 9, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Top 5 for shots taken: Man City, Bournemouth, Spurs, Chelsea, Brighton

Top 5 for shots on target: Man City, Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool, Bournemouth
December 9, 2024 at 5:53 PM
😅
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I know! It so long hehe
December 4, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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Alt: a man in a black suit is sitting in a red chair
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November 27, 2024 at 5:27 PM