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Watching MST3K: "Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell" (1996).
The riff was "I've got nothing to live for ... well, The Simpsons."
I guess he is dead now.
The riff was "I've got nothing to live for ... well, The Simpsons."
I guess he is dead now.
January 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Watching MST3K: "Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell" (1996).
The riff was "I've got nothing to live for ... well, The Simpsons."
I guess he is dead now.
The riff was "I've got nothing to live for ... well, The Simpsons."
I guess he is dead now.
20 years later I still remember how to say “sphygmomanometer” thanks to my paramedic instructor who said “it uses sphygmos to measure how much of a man you are.” This comment really has nothing to do with the topic, I just never get to share that story. - reddit
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
20 years later I still remember how to say “sphygmomanometer” thanks to my paramedic instructor who said “it uses sphygmos to measure how much of a man you are.” This comment really has nothing to do with the topic, I just never get to share that story. - reddit
I will not pick up on the phrase "this is why God doesn't love us anymore,"
January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I will not pick up on the phrase "this is why God doesn't love us anymore,"
American business is now like "whatever you do, don't innovate."
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
American business is now like "whatever you do, don't innovate."
The usual Republicarats are siding with the Republicans again.
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The usual Republicarats are siding with the Republicans again.
Men who seek sex primarily to cope with negative emotions or to affirm their self-worth may be more likely to engage in sexually aggressive behaviors. Men who use sex to cope are attempting to escape distress. When they face sexual rejection, this may threaten their ability to manage that distress.
Men who use sex to cope with stress are more likely to be sexually aggressive
While many factors contribute to sexual violence, new findings indicate that the specific psychological reasons men pursue sex can predict the likelihood of coercive behavior in future interactions.
www.psypost.org
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Men who seek sex primarily to cope with negative emotions or to affirm their self-worth may be more likely to engage in sexually aggressive behaviors. Men who use sex to cope are attempting to escape distress. When they face sexual rejection, this may threaten their ability to manage that distress.
Field dressing a deer and giving a deer a field dressing are opposite things.
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Field dressing a deer and giving a deer a field dressing are opposite things.
When Gordon Ramsay saw the mess in this kitchen he started spinning in his grave. He's not even dead yet. He had to go purchase a grave, lie down in it and then spin in it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
When Gordon Ramsay saw the mess in this kitchen he started spinning in his grave. He's not even dead yet. He had to go purchase a grave, lie down in it and then spin in it.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
On Wednesday, Jan. 14, we take you behind the scenes of Rx Inspector, a first-of-its-kind tool that tells you what the FDA won’t: where our generics are coming from and the track records of the facilities that made them.
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The next question is "can a puppet government set up a puppet government?"
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The next question is "can a puppet government set up a puppet government?"
"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by."
Sea-Fever
I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking, And ...
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January 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by."
Headline: "AI PCs aren't selling, and Microsoft's PC partners are scrambling."
There can only be one solution to this. Rebranding. Take those AI stickers off and sell them anyway.
There can only be one solution to this. Rebranding. Take those AI stickers off and sell them anyway.
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Headline: "AI PCs aren't selling, and Microsoft's PC partners are scrambling."
There can only be one solution to this. Rebranding. Take those AI stickers off and sell them anyway.
There can only be one solution to this. Rebranding. Take those AI stickers off and sell them anyway.
People complain about "bad food" at restaurants way too often. It might not be great food. It might not even be worth the money, but it is not a total write off in most situations.
At home, I make at least 3 bad meals a week. I tried to make it exactly how I wanted it. I failed. I still ate it.
At home, I make at least 3 bad meals a week. I tried to make it exactly how I wanted it. I failed. I still ate it.
January 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
People complain about "bad food" at restaurants way too often. It might not be great food. It might not even be worth the money, but it is not a total write off in most situations.
At home, I make at least 3 bad meals a week. I tried to make it exactly how I wanted it. I failed. I still ate it.
At home, I make at least 3 bad meals a week. I tried to make it exactly how I wanted it. I failed. I still ate it.
In other words, Biden told the Chinese to stop sending fentanyl to the US as a form of warfare. The Chinese think long-term. For them, the war has already begun.
Sudden drop in fentanyl overdose deaths linked to Biden-era global supply shock
Fentanyl overdose deaths have fallen sharply due to a supply shortage, according to a study in Science. The findings point to Chinese regulations on chemical precursors—likely spurred by US diplomacy—...
www.psypost.org
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
In other words, Biden told the Chinese to stop sending fentanyl to the US as a form of warfare. The Chinese think long-term. For them, the war has already begun.
The mass media is becoming the massive layoff media to simplify propaganda messaging conformity.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The mass media is becoming the massive layoff media to simplify propaganda messaging conformity.
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Right when your phone signal to your girlfriend is breaking up is the worst time to say "it's breaking up" or "we're breaking up."
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Right when your phone signal to your girlfriend is breaking up is the worst time to say "it's breaking up" or "we're breaking up."
Movies from the 2020s will be remembered for the phrase "listen, my therapist thinks that I just need to ..."
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Movies from the 2020s will be remembered for the phrase "listen, my therapist thinks that I just need to ..."
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January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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What is with businesses being so greedy that they are willing to kill their customers. Is their greed so compulsive and their accountability so removed by the legal system? Imagine if people had an urge to do the right thing as measured by the lives of other people and not just their own wealth?
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
What is with businesses being so greedy that they are willing to kill their customers. Is their greed so compulsive and their accountability so removed by the legal system? Imagine if people had an urge to do the right thing as measured by the lives of other people and not just their own wealth?
I hope WW III isn't the US attacking NATO so Russia can attack Poland.
January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I hope WW III isn't the US attacking NATO so Russia can attack Poland.
"A US submarine probably sunk a Russian vessel with a torpedo in December 2024. Last week Spanish authorities concluded that the vessel almost certainly transported nuclear reactors to North Korea in violation of all nuclear non proliferation treaties Russia signed."
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"A US submarine probably sunk a Russian vessel with a torpedo in December 2024. Last week Spanish authorities concluded that the vessel almost certainly transported nuclear reactors to North Korea in violation of all nuclear non proliferation treaties Russia signed."
What's it like living in the panhandle of Namibia?
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
What's it like living in the panhandle of Namibia?
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
Germany told the EU that it would take responsibility for the security of Ukraine. Germany hasn't been to Ukraine since Operation Barbarossa (Oct. 22, 1944). They lost to the Russians.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Germany told the EU that it would take responsibility for the security of Ukraine. Germany hasn't been to Ukraine since Operation Barbarossa (Oct. 22, 1944). They lost to the Russians.
I think a country's laws should only be enforceable in that country. I wouldn't want to visit England and be held to their standard for libel for something said in the US. I wouldn't want to visit a country with religious food laws and be told I had violated their law while I was in the US.
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I think a country's laws should only be enforceable in that country. I wouldn't want to visit England and be held to their standard for libel for something said in the US. I wouldn't want to visit a country with religious food laws and be told I had violated their law while I was in the US.