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Headline: Minnesota federal judge waits until head of ICE is re-assigned so he can question someone completely different who wasn't there about what happened.
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Headline: Minnesota federal judge waits until head of ICE is re-assigned so he can question someone completely different who wasn't there about what happened.
Pun: My CDL.
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Pun: My CDL.
US markets waiting for the opening bell Tuesday.
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
January 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
US markets waiting for the opening bell Tuesday.
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
Reply: "Are you guys new here ? Market tank on Tuesday and pause tariffs on Wednesday. Thursday 20% rally."
Tall ships will return to NYC for the county's 250th anniversary.
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Tall ships will return to NYC for the county's 250th anniversary.
In the US, it is legal to rip people off.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
In the US, it is legal to rip people off.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
My newly opened package of provolone cheese is missing the centers.
Dateline 2053. Today the court gave a split decision in the last trial for war crimes related to WWIII. One was convicted and one was acquitted. A human defendant was acquitted while an AI computer was convicted for decisions related to ordering multiple homicides.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Dateline 2053. Today the court gave a split decision in the last trial for war crimes related to WWIII. One was convicted and one was acquitted. A human defendant was acquitted while an AI computer was convicted for decisions related to ordering multiple homicides.
One morning in the '80s at a small-town post office I fell in love with Art Deco design.
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
One morning in the '80s at a small-town post office I fell in love with Art Deco design.
I hope WW III isn't the US attacking NATO so Russia can attack Poland.
January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I hope WW III isn't the US attacking NATO so Russia can attack Poland.
What's it like living in the panhandle of Namibia?
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
What's it like living in the panhandle of Namibia?
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
Well. They live next to four other countries that are closer than Namibia.
Among the Toms, who in your opinion is the best as a pure actor?
The fact that I think Tom Cruise is a better actor than Tom Hanks really shows how few risks Tom Hanks has taken in acting.
Tom Cruise has "did you order the code red!" Tom Hanks has "am I getting fired?"
The fact that I think Tom Cruise is a better actor than Tom Hanks really shows how few risks Tom Hanks has taken in acting.
Tom Cruise has "did you order the code red!" Tom Hanks has "am I getting fired?"
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Among the Toms, who in your opinion is the best as a pure actor?
The fact that I think Tom Cruise is a better actor than Tom Hanks really shows how few risks Tom Hanks has taken in acting.
Tom Cruise has "did you order the code red!" Tom Hanks has "am I getting fired?"
The fact that I think Tom Cruise is a better actor than Tom Hanks really shows how few risks Tom Hanks has taken in acting.
Tom Cruise has "did you order the code red!" Tom Hanks has "am I getting fired?"
Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife were arrested by the American DEA
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife were arrested by the American DEA
John Gill is a central character in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Patterns of Force," a Federation historian who attempted to bring order to the planet Ekos by recreating a Nazi-like regime. He was found dozing behind a curtain.
villains.fandom.com/wiki/John_Gill
villains.fandom.com/wiki/John_Gill
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
John Gill is a central character in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Patterns of Force," a Federation historian who attempted to bring order to the planet Ekos by recreating a Nazi-like regime. He was found dozing behind a curtain.
villains.fandom.com/wiki/John_Gill
villains.fandom.com/wiki/John_Gill
James R Kirk instead of James Tiberius Kirk? Maybe the R stands for Roykirk, the person Nomad mistook James T Kirk for.
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
James R Kirk instead of James Tiberius Kirk? Maybe the R stands for Roykirk, the person Nomad mistook James T Kirk for.
I see that Willem Dafoe dies in movies. He has been speared twice, decapitated twice and died fighting in Vietnam twice.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I see that Willem Dafoe dies in movies. He has been speared twice, decapitated twice and died fighting in Vietnam twice.
It's the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It's the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!
They took three of the skinniest Broadway actresses ever and obviously put them on Ozempic. Why?
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They took three of the skinniest Broadway actresses ever and obviously put them on Ozempic. Why?
What is this?
Astoria borealis.
At this time of year? at this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely at the intersection of 30th Drive, 30th Avenue, 30th Street and 30th Road?
Astoria borealis.
At this time of year? at this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely at the intersection of 30th Drive, 30th Avenue, 30th Street and 30th Road?
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What is this?
Astoria borealis.
At this time of year? at this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely at the intersection of 30th Drive, 30th Avenue, 30th Street and 30th Road?
Astoria borealis.
At this time of year? at this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely at the intersection of 30th Drive, 30th Avenue, 30th Street and 30th Road?
It reads like only one type, but it can be read two ways by two groups of people.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It reads like only one type, but it can be read two ways by two groups of people.
A snake found a penny. Doesn't he know it is worthless?
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A snake found a penny. Doesn't he know it is worthless?
Google really wants to be sure whose data they are stealing and selling.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Google really wants to be sure whose data they are stealing and selling.
This is the most '80s kid post you will see today.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is the most '80s kid post you will see today.