TheMaestro
@the-maestro.bsky.social
Professional Musician and conductor, ACBL Bronze Life Master, Dominant sadist in the kinky community. He/Him/His
Personal Quotes:
Consent is king, but communication rules jointly.
You need all three "Ls" in a relationship: like, love, and lust
Personal Quotes:
Consent is king, but communication rules jointly.
You need all three "Ls" in a relationship: like, love, and lust
@michellebeadle.bsky.social Hi, Michelle. I just wanted you to know that I think you have more grace, knowledge, and integrity in your toenail clippings than Stephen A. Smith has in his entire life's work. Imagine doubling down on a relationship (continued)
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
@michellebeadle.bsky.social Hi, Michelle. I just wanted you to know that I think you have more grace, knowledge, and integrity in your toenail clippings than Stephen A. Smith has in his entire life's work. Imagine doubling down on a relationship (continued)
Please don't share this as many fucking times as possible. Please?
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Please don't share this as many fucking times as possible. Please?
The only thing I would change is remove "stupidity" and put in "unintelligence" because "stupidity" is ableist. Otherwise, 100% spot-on!
August 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The only thing I would change is remove "stupidity" and put in "unintelligence" because "stupidity" is ableist. Otherwise, 100% spot-on!
Problem with this is that the NFL brass is a buncha white right-wing zealots, so they'd be throwing away their careers by doing this. However, it might be worth it NOT to get CTE and die drooling on oneself in a bus station like Mike Webster.
August 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Problem with this is that the NFL brass is a buncha white right-wing zealots, so they'd be throwing away their careers by doing this. However, it might be worth it NOT to get CTE and die drooling on oneself in a bus station like Mike Webster.
Yes, cishet men. Stop being dicks.
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yes, cishet men. Stop being dicks.
Normalize holding white men and rich people accountable for the crimes they commit. Maybe if the shitgibbon had been caught carrying Skittles, John Roberts wouldn't have said that he can skate on 34 felonies.
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Normalize holding white men and rich people accountable for the crimes they commit. Maybe if the shitgibbon had been caught carrying Skittles, John Roberts wouldn't have said that he can skate on 34 felonies.
Ryne Sandberg died, and I was listening to Adam Schein today, and he called him the greatest 2B of all time. I was like, Rogers Hornsby? Then, he amended it by saying, "Mount Rushmore" because Joe Morgan and Jackie Robinson might have something to say about it.
July 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ryne Sandberg died, and I was listening to Adam Schein today, and he called him the greatest 2B of all time. I was like, Rogers Hornsby? Then, he amended it by saying, "Mount Rushmore" because Joe Morgan and Jackie Robinson might have something to say about it.
#Juneteenth is a great barometer for figuring out whom we need to block and/or vote for. Whoever disapproves gets block and/or voted out. It's also a reminder that "all are created equal" doesn't just mean white, landowning men. Celebrate it!
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#Juneteenth is a great barometer for figuring out whom we need to block and/or vote for. Whoever disapproves gets block and/or voted out. It's also a reminder that "all are created equal" doesn't just mean white, landowning men. Celebrate it!
It will never cease to disgust me that the cops will abuse an innocent man like Senator Padilla and ignore a convicted felon like the shitgibbon. Not that even the shitgibbon deserves abuse, however. He just needs to be held accountable. Cops? It's up to you to rise above #ACAB. So far? You failed.
Padilla: I was forced to the ground, first on my knees and then flat on my chest. And as I was handcuffed and marched down a hallway repeatedly asking, why am I being detained?
Not once did they tell me why. I pray you never have a moment like this
Not once did they tell me why. I pray you never have a moment like this
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It will never cease to disgust me that the cops will abuse an innocent man like Senator Padilla and ignore a convicted felon like the shitgibbon. Not that even the shitgibbon deserves abuse, however. He just needs to be held accountable. Cops? It's up to you to rise above #ACAB. So far? You failed.
Me either.
June 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me either.
100%.
June 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
100%.
As will I.
June 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
As will I.
This is fucking brilliant.
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
June 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is fucking brilliant.
Heh.
May 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Heh.
As a straight, white, cis man, I heartily endorse this message.
Also, as a straight, white, cis man, I heartily condemn those who do not endorse this message.
Also, as a straight, white, cis man, I heartily condemn those who do not endorse this message.
May 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As a straight, white, cis man, I heartily endorse this message.
Also, as a straight, white, cis man, I heartily condemn those who do not endorse this message.
Also, as a straight, white, cis man, I heartily condemn those who do not endorse this message.
Unintelligent schmuck doesn't realize that the Founders were Deists, not Christian believers nor Jewish believer.
Mike Johnson keeps shouting about “Judeo-Christian principles” like the Founders built a church, not a country. But they explicitly said no.
Jefferson built a wall. Madison warned it leads to corruption. The Treaty of Tripoli? “Not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” That’s U.S. law.
Jefferson built a wall. Madison warned it leads to corruption. The Treaty of Tripoli? “Not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” That’s U.S. law.
May 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Unintelligent schmuck doesn't realize that the Founders were Deists, not Christian believers nor Jewish believer.
Yeah hope the toilets back up all over the place that day..hint hint
May 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
100% Fuck them. "We retain the right to refuse service to anyone." Believing in fascism is not a protected class, such as citizenship, race, place of origin, ethnic origin, colour, ancestry, disability, age, creed, sex/pregnancy, family status, marital status, sexual orientation, veteran status,
May 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
100% Fuck them. "We retain the right to refuse service to anyone." Believing in fascism is not a protected class, such as citizenship, race, place of origin, ethnic origin, colour, ancestry, disability, age, creed, sex/pregnancy, family status, marital status, sexual orientation, veteran status,
I joined Twitter in 2008. I erased the account last year. Sucked, but it had to be done. EVERYONE else should do it. Put another bit of Muskness on the trash heap.
made a thing.
how are you gonna fight fascism in streets if you cant even leave behind your tweets.
how are you gonna fight fascism in streets if you cant even leave behind your tweets.
May 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I joined Twitter in 2008. I erased the account last year. Sucked, but it had to be done. EVERYONE else should do it. Put another bit of Muskness on the trash heap.
Just wait until the Baby Boomers start dying en masse. The oldest Boomers are 80. The youngest turned 60 last year. In 15 years 50 million people will be dead, and another 25 million will die within 10 years after that. With a zero birth rate.
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just wait until the Baby Boomers start dying en masse. The oldest Boomers are 80. The youngest turned 60 last year. In 15 years 50 million people will be dead, and another 25 million will die within 10 years after that. With a zero birth rate.
Then kill the industry. Just like any business that "cannot exist" while paying its workers a fair wage should cease to exist. Dude, businesses exist for people to have jobs. Not the other way around.
The latest in a long line of terrible humans seeing if they can destroy people lives before asking if they should. If only sociopaths were seen as bad instead of rewarded.
May 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Then kill the industry. Just like any business that "cannot exist" while paying its workers a fair wage should cease to exist. Dude, businesses exist for people to have jobs. Not the other way around.
I haven't forgotten about him. In fact, I believe that all conservatives should be removed from public office as co-conspirators in the systemic racism.
"Throughout the history of this country, there has never been a sustainable commitment to eradicating systemic racism." New from Carron J. Phillips.
It took America only five years to forget about George Floyd
Witnessing the death of an innocent Black man caused this country to reflect. However, the subsequent "racial awakening"
contrarian.substack.com
May 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I haven't forgotten about him. In fact, I believe that all conservatives should be removed from public office as co-conspirators in the systemic racism.
Not just him, either, but all conservatives.
May 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Not just him, either, but all conservatives.
Very well done!
May 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Very well done!