Alice Lastname
@the-enike.bsky.social
Very shy, very sarcastic, kind of boring. Definitely not a bot (which is what all bots say I suppose). Left Twitter in search of bluer skies.
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Alice Lastname
@the-enike.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Can we vaccinate this site? We need to prevent what happened to the last place.
Remember when we were a First World Country and complained about first world problems? Miss that.
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Remember when we were a First World Country and complained about first world problems? Miss that.
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Fig and bags…
February 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Fig and bags…
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This picture needs to go viral.
February 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This picture needs to go viral.
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Took a little break. Anything new going on?
February 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Took a little break. Anything new going on?
@wendys-usa.com wouldn’t have snitched.
December 10, 2024 at 3:51 AM
@wendys-usa.com wouldn’t have snitched.
Grown ass yet will still gawk at airplanes like a four year-old. No apologies.
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Grown ass yet will still gawk at airplanes like a four year-old. No apologies.
Dear God YES.
Dear Diner:
Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.
Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.
November 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Dear God YES.
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
Yeahhhhh … (although that seems to be how I do life in general)
i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 22, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Yeahhhhh … (although that seems to be how I do life in general)
You’re not living if you don’t get yourself a root canal and crown for Christmas. STOP LAUGHING.
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
You’re not living if you don’t get yourself a root canal and crown for Christmas. STOP LAUGHING.
I can now die happy 🥹
November 22, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I can now die happy 🥹
What a world we live in.
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 AM
What a world we live in.
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Jhene said "I used to think I was introverted because I really liked being alone but it turns out that I just like my peace, and I am very
extroverted around people who bring me peace." and I felt every word.
extroverted around people who bring me peace." and I felt every word.
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Jhene said "I used to think I was introverted because I really liked being alone but it turns out that I just like my peace, and I am very
extroverted around people who bring me peace." and I felt every word.
extroverted around people who bring me peace." and I felt every word.
It’s the same crowd who thinks we should ban Arabic numerals.
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
It’s the same crowd who thinks we should ban Arabic numerals.
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Ed Sheeran can't read your comments about his appearance, but all your male Irish-American friends who do not look like him but think they do will
November 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Ed Sheeran can't read your comments about his appearance, but all your male Irish-American friends who do not look like him but think they do will