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Caleb
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Rewatching Tomb Raider (2018).

This movie is f*cking badass and Alicia Vikander is amazing! WHY DID IT NOT GET A SEQUEL??
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Okay, last one. Lol
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Everyone pay attention!! It's Oskar's first birthday!!

We went to the store and he got to pick out his own toy. Got a little overstimulated, but he's been excited all day.

Happy Birthday Baby Squig!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Okay, so after a lot of procrastination and debate, Thanksgiving dinner is officially happening.

So all I gotta do is...buy everything, cook everything, and set up a dining area.

It's gonna be a fun day 🫠🫠
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I call this one, "...wut?" #MonochromeMonday
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Fun interaction with a patient.

"So, are you married?"

"Well...not really. Married to my job more like it."

"Oh I'm sure you'll find a nice girl who works hard like you." *proceeds to go on a tangent about romance*

First, wrong gender. Second, LET ME TELL YOU MY HOT TAKE ON LOVE AND ROMANCE...
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Huh...honestly it's more open than I expected. Wonder if I should do some introspection? 🫠🫠
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Okay, hot take:

Imhotep from #TheMummy isn't a bad guy. He literally just loved someone so much he defied death and the world for his true love.

Christians call that Jesus, BUT NO SOMEHOW HE'S BAD BECAUSE ANCK-SU-NAMUN WAS PHAROH'S PROPERTY, SO HE'S THE VILLAIN!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Today's video is a public service announcement.

Start thinking about thawing out that burd! Nao!

Just a little thing I like to do for the people in my audience who may need gentle reminders to do things like this? You know who you are.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me: "Idk, I don't really consider myself a furry. I don't have a fursuit, I don't really know any furries personally, I'm just not sure if that's me."

Also Me: "FUUUUCK THIS RACCOON STIRS SOMETHING PRIMAL IN ME!! HOW DO I BECOME HIM OR HAVE HIM INSIDE ME?!"
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Omg her life is just soooooo tough
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Need a good cuddle. Lucky I've got the best cuddle buddy alive.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I hate when I tell someone I'm struggling with school and they're like, "What are you not understanding?"

Like, I don't know Cherie! If I did, I probably wouldn't keep f*cking failing my exams!! 😡😓😓
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Week 2 of gauges. My ears ITCH. No smell, still small. A practice in patience which gods know I need more of... 😓
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Predator: Badlands was pretty good!

Had some flaws, was surprisingly funnier than I expected, and there were a few bad dialogue choices made.

Final "suit up" scene tho? Fucking BADASS. 🤘

8/10.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Today's reading:

"Patients may reduce the risk of developing cardiomyopathies by...avoiding alcohol and drug use, getting enough sleep...getting regular exercise, reducing stress, and avoiding smoking." (Pearson, 2025)

...well FUCK 💀
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This post is for Future Caleb. Feel free to scroll on.

A setback is not failure. A stumble is not a free fall. A bruise is not a tattoo. Some people get the quick straight path, others have a more winding trail. Neither is better or worse, they are just different. And different doesn't mean dumb.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Once heard someone on TV say, "Your marriage doesn't start when you say 'I do.' It starts when you say, "I hate this person.' Because that's when the *real* work begins."

And idk, I might be too neurospicy because when *I* say I hate someone, there's no more work to be done, that shit is doomed. 🤷‍♂️
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Normal people: Yay! An extra hour of sleep tonight!

Me, an overnight worker:
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just got a text in the class group chat. Apparently there are two extra topics that will be on the exam that weren't in the lecture or syllabus.

I'm so fucking done with this fucking semester. At this point they are literally setting me up to fail. I can't win no matter how hard I try.
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Am I having a stroke?? Is this real?? A NEWBORN MEANS THEY'VE RECENTLY BEEN BORN. THE PLACENTA IS NO LONGER ATTACHED! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
2017 Me: "Hmmm...Curse of the Crimson Throne is so unrealistic. How can the city NOT UNDERSTAND that the Queen is a tyrant? Why is no one doing anything??"

2025 Me: "...wow, maybe it's a little too realistic."
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"I hope when you think of me years down the line, you can't find one good thing to say. And I hope that if I ever found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way."
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM