This movie is f*cking badass and Alicia Vikander is amazing! WHY DID IT NOT GET A SEQUEL??
This movie is f*cking badass and Alicia Vikander is amazing! WHY DID IT NOT GET A SEQUEL??
We went to the store and he got to pick out his own toy. Got a little overstimulated, but he's been excited all day.
Happy Birthday Baby Squig!!
We went to the store and he got to pick out his own toy. Got a little overstimulated, but he's been excited all day.
Happy Birthday Baby Squig!!
So all I gotta do is...buy everything, cook everything, and set up a dining area.
It's gonna be a fun day 🫠🫠
So all I gotta do is...buy everything, cook everything, and set up a dining area.
It's gonna be a fun day 🫠🫠
"So, are you married?"
"Well...not really. Married to my job more like it."
"Oh I'm sure you'll find a nice girl who works hard like you." *proceeds to go on a tangent about romance*
First, wrong gender. Second, LET ME TELL YOU MY HOT TAKE ON LOVE AND ROMANCE...
"So, are you married?"
"Well...not really. Married to my job more like it."
"Oh I'm sure you'll find a nice girl who works hard like you." *proceeds to go on a tangent about romance*
First, wrong gender. Second, LET ME TELL YOU MY HOT TAKE ON LOVE AND ROMANCE...
Imhotep from #TheMummy isn't a bad guy. He literally just loved someone so much he defied death and the world for his true love.
Christians call that Jesus, BUT NO SOMEHOW HE'S BAD BECAUSE ANCK-SU-NAMUN WAS PHAROH'S PROPERTY, SO HE'S THE VILLAIN!!
Imhotep from #TheMummy isn't a bad guy. He literally just loved someone so much he defied death and the world for his true love.
Christians call that Jesus, BUT NO SOMEHOW HE'S BAD BECAUSE ANCK-SU-NAMUN WAS PHAROH'S PROPERTY, SO HE'S THE VILLAIN!!
Start thinking about thawing out that burd! Nao!
Just a little thing I like to do for the people in my audience who may need gentle reminders to do things like this? You know who you are.
Start thinking about thawing out that burd! Nao!
Just a little thing I like to do for the people in my audience who may need gentle reminders to do things like this? You know who you are.
Also Me: "FUUUUCK THIS RACCOON STIRS SOMETHING PRIMAL IN ME!! HOW DO I BECOME HIM OR HAVE HIM INSIDE ME?!"
Also Me: "FUUUUCK THIS RACCOON STIRS SOMETHING PRIMAL IN ME!! HOW DO I BECOME HIM OR HAVE HIM INSIDE ME?!"
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Like, I don't know Cherie! If I did, I probably wouldn't keep f*cking failing my exams!! 😡😓😓
Like, I don't know Cherie! If I did, I probably wouldn't keep f*cking failing my exams!! 😡😓😓
Had some flaws, was surprisingly funnier than I expected, and there were a few bad dialogue choices made.
Final "suit up" scene tho? Fucking BADASS. 🤘
8/10.
Had some flaws, was surprisingly funnier than I expected, and there were a few bad dialogue choices made.
Final "suit up" scene tho? Fucking BADASS. 🤘
8/10.
"Patients may reduce the risk of developing cardiomyopathies by...avoiding alcohol and drug use, getting enough sleep...getting regular exercise, reducing stress, and avoiding smoking." (Pearson, 2025)
...well FUCK 💀
"Patients may reduce the risk of developing cardiomyopathies by...avoiding alcohol and drug use, getting enough sleep...getting regular exercise, reducing stress, and avoiding smoking." (Pearson, 2025)
...well FUCK 💀
A setback is not failure. A stumble is not a free fall. A bruise is not a tattoo. Some people get the quick straight path, others have a more winding trail. Neither is better or worse, they are just different. And different doesn't mean dumb.
A setback is not failure. A stumble is not a free fall. A bruise is not a tattoo. Some people get the quick straight path, others have a more winding trail. Neither is better or worse, they are just different. And different doesn't mean dumb.
And idk, I might be too neurospicy because when *I* say I hate someone, there's no more work to be done, that shit is doomed. 🤷♂️
And idk, I might be too neurospicy because when *I* say I hate someone, there's no more work to be done, that shit is doomed. 🤷♂️
Me, an overnight worker:
Me, an overnight worker:
I'm so fucking done with this fucking semester. At this point they are literally setting me up to fail. I can't win no matter how hard I try.
I'm so fucking done with this fucking semester. At this point they are literally setting me up to fail. I can't win no matter how hard I try.
2025 Me: "...wow, maybe it's a little too realistic."
2025 Me: "...wow, maybe it's a little too realistic."