Matthew
@mattymatt.bsky.social
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Can yall do a thigh trend next 👀
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Can yall do a thigh trend next 👀
This one coworker 🤬
a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch and saying `` i hate her . ''
Alt: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch and saying `` i hate her . ''
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December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This one coworker 🤬
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Time for my monthly repost of this image.
December 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Time for my monthly repost of this image.
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early bird gets the creampie, or whatever they say…
December 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
early bird gets the creampie, or whatever they say…
That was suspiciously nice and easy for a Monday
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That was suspiciously nice and easy for a Monday
I love the bicep trend going around. I need yall to put me in a headlock or something
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love the bicep trend going around. I need yall to put me in a headlock or something
Just another manic Monday
a picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above it
Alt: a picture of a robot in the desert with the words monday mood above it
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December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just another manic Monday
I am not ready for another week.
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am not ready for another week.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Penis
Marriage
Savanah, slow down
Boyfriend
Penis
Marriage
Savanah, slow down
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Money
Pizza
Penis
Money
Pizza
Penis
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Penis
Marriage
Savanah, slow down
Boyfriend
Penis
Marriage
Savanah, slow down
Dislocated my shoulder.
a woman is laughing and saying it 's gonna be so fun !
Alt: a woman is laughing and saying it 's gonna be so fun !
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December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dislocated my shoulder.
Wish someone would let me lick Texas Roadhouse butter off it
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Wish someone would let me lick Texas Roadhouse butter off it
I have been so lazy and just marathoning tv.
Finished heated rivalry (🥲🥹)
Finished the new episodes of Stranger things
Working on Percy Jackson
Finished heated rivalry (🥲🥹)
Finished the new episodes of Stranger things
Working on Percy Jackson
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have been so lazy and just marathoning tv.
Finished heated rivalry (🥲🥹)
Finished the new episodes of Stranger things
Working on Percy Jackson
Finished heated rivalry (🥲🥹)
Finished the new episodes of Stranger things
Working on Percy Jackson
I am fucking dying. It’s going so slow
At work today trying to make it through while avoiding Heated Rivalry and Stranger things spoilers
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am fucking dying. It’s going so slow
At work today trying to make it through while avoiding Heated Rivalry and Stranger things spoilers
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
At work today trying to make it through while avoiding Heated Rivalry and Stranger things spoilers
Long ass drive back home. Christmas got awkward when my gma tried mentioning Kirk. Like let’s not. She didn’t like my response
a close up of a doll 's face with the words imgplay below
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December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Long ass drive back home. Christmas got awkward when my gma tried mentioning Kirk. Like let’s not. She didn’t like my response
77° on Christmas Day
a grinch is wearing a christmas sweater and says " ill be ready "
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December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
77° on Christmas Day
The tree I want this year
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The tree I want this year
Merry Christmas to all of you (that celebrate).
You are all hot and I appreciate yall.
You are all hot and I appreciate yall.
a gizmo wearing a santa hat is sitting on top of a piano keyboard .
Alt: a gizmo wearing a santa hat is sitting on top of a piano keyboard .
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December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Merry Christmas to all of you (that celebrate).
You are all hot and I appreciate yall.
You are all hot and I appreciate yall.
New imaginary boyfriend just dropped. I think I need to watch anything he’s in
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
New imaginary boyfriend just dropped. I think I need to watch anything he’s in
It’s Christmas Eve and I’m at work and it’s 70° outside
a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck .
Alt: a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck .
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December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s Christmas Eve and I’m at work and it’s 70° outside
I already did the voice reveal.
Snapchat memories…. I really thought I was funny.
Plus a little voice reveal.
Plus a little voice reveal.
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I already did the voice reveal.
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She’s so real for that.
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
She’s so real for that.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you.
Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, they did beat an ancient cosmic being so I guess I’m safe.
It: Welcome To Derry 🎈
Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, they did beat an ancient cosmic being so I guess I’m safe.
It: Welcome To Derry 🎈
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you.
Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, they did beat an ancient cosmic being so I guess I’m safe.
It: Welcome To Derry 🎈
Who’s coming to save you?
I mean, they did beat an ancient cosmic being so I guess I’m safe.
It: Welcome To Derry 🎈
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So I’ve done a voice reveal before, but I wanted to spice it up a little bit and asked for suggestions, so @mattymatt.bsky.social gave me the monologue from Hereditary. So enjoy, I tried to add some spice to it. 🤭
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So I’ve done a voice reveal before, but I wanted to spice it up a little bit and asked for suggestions, so @mattymatt.bsky.social gave me the monologue from Hereditary. So enjoy, I tried to add some spice to it. 🤭