Sarah
@thatsarahklem.bsky.social
Leo, dog owner-ish (really, he owns me), friend and Philadelphian.
I drink wine and don’t know much.
Also, TFG never meant “the former guy” to me.
I drink wine and don’t know much.
Also, TFG never meant “the former guy” to me.
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Sarah
@thatsarahklem.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I am the Paul Giamatti clip from 30 Rock saying “I started doing fantasy hockey camp and civil war re-creationism to meet girls. But I don’t know where they are.”
But it is wine bars and bookstores to meet men.
Maybe they are at the yarn store.
But it is wine bars and bookstores to meet men.
Maybe they are at the yarn store.
Have I read three dark fantasy books in three days? Yes.
Am I trying to escape reality? Also, yes.
Am I trying to escape reality by visiting worlds where everything is so much worse so it makes our situation look better? Well, not intentionally, but now that you mention it …
Am I trying to escape reality? Also, yes.
Am I trying to escape reality by visiting worlds where everything is so much worse so it makes our situation look better? Well, not intentionally, but now that you mention it …
July 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Have I read three dark fantasy books in three days? Yes.
Am I trying to escape reality? Also, yes.
Am I trying to escape reality by visiting worlds where everything is so much worse so it makes our situation look better? Well, not intentionally, but now that you mention it …
Am I trying to escape reality? Also, yes.
Am I trying to escape reality by visiting worlds where everything is so much worse so it makes our situation look better? Well, not intentionally, but now that you mention it …
Before I start Kingdom of Ash, I need my TOG girlies to explain to me why we hate Tower of Dawn? I understand that I am in the minority as a Choal West fan, but seriously, the first 20 percent had me more gripped than the beginning of Empire of Storms. And it never stopped.
June 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Before I start Kingdom of Ash, I need my TOG girlies to explain to me why we hate Tower of Dawn? I understand that I am in the minority as a Choal West fan, but seriously, the first 20 percent had me more gripped than the beginning of Empire of Storms. And it never stopped.
Are any of the major networks carrying Newsom’s address?
June 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Are any of the major networks carrying Newsom’s address?
I started another book and it might be a hate read. Which is great for you and good for me because I am great at dragging terrible books and the description of the MMC reminded me of an ex, which means I won’t be thinking of him in a good light.
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I started another book and it might be a hate read. Which is great for you and good for me because I am great at dragging terrible books and the description of the MMC reminded me of an ex, which means I won’t be thinking of him in a good light.
Three-quarters of the way through Frozen River and very much feeling like a young Fred Savage demanding to know Who Gets Humperdink? Except it is me screaming at Toby Who gets Colonel North?
Toby doesn’t know because he is a dog and can’t read.
Toby doesn’t know because he is a dog and can’t read.
a man talking to another man with the words who says life is fair written below him
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words who says life is fair written below him
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Three-quarters of the way through Frozen River and very much feeling like a young Fred Savage demanding to know Who Gets Humperdink? Except it is me screaming at Toby Who gets Colonel North?
Toby doesn’t know because he is a dog and can’t read.
Toby doesn’t know because he is a dog and can’t read.
My dog is cuddling with me and I love it and him but he is a f*ckboi so I am always worried about making him angry and also my foot is falling asleep and I need water. Someone help. I don’t want him mad at me but I also really need a drink.
May 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My dog is cuddling with me and I love it and him but he is a f*ckboi so I am always worried about making him angry and also my foot is falling asleep and I need water. Someone help. I don’t want him mad at me but I also really need a drink.
John Oliver is talking about Trump and the press tonight. Something tells me I am going to want to smoke all the cigarettes by the end of this episode.
May 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
John Oliver is talking about Trump and the press tonight. Something tells me I am going to want to smoke all the cigarettes by the end of this episode.
I saw someone criticize Throne of Glass as being a book (series) about a badass assassin but all you know about her is she is beautiful.
And I laughed because it was true.
But then as I continued reading the series it occurred to me most of the books are written from multiple points of view.
And I laughed because it was true.
But then as I continued reading the series it occurred to me most of the books are written from multiple points of view.
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I saw someone criticize Throne of Glass as being a book (series) about a badass assassin but all you know about her is she is beautiful.
And I laughed because it was true.
But then as I continued reading the series it occurred to me most of the books are written from multiple points of view.
And I laughed because it was true.
But then as I continued reading the series it occurred to me most of the books are written from multiple points of view.
I am at the very dangerous part of a book where I think I can finish it tonight, though I also know I shouldn’t because trying to will keep me up most of the night.
Let’s see who wins — reason or ardor.
Let’s see who wins — reason or ardor.
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I am at the very dangerous part of a book where I think I can finish it tonight, though I also know I shouldn’t because trying to will keep me up most of the night.
Let’s see who wins — reason or ardor.
Let’s see who wins — reason or ardor.
My Roman Empire might be that drug companies argue that they can’t include women in studies because their hormones will affect the results and then say they don’t need to test on women because women are the same as men.
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My Roman Empire might be that drug companies argue that they can’t include women in studies because their hormones will affect the results and then say they don’t need to test on women because women are the same as men.
Random people: What do you mean you’re competitive?
Me: I mean when I see those social media ads that say only 20% of people can solve this puzzle, I don’t download the app but I do recreate the puzzle to prove to myself I can solve it.
Me: I mean when I see those social media ads that say only 20% of people can solve this puzzle, I don’t download the app but I do recreate the puzzle to prove to myself I can solve it.
April 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Random people: What do you mean you’re competitive?
Me: I mean when I see those social media ads that say only 20% of people can solve this puzzle, I don’t download the app but I do recreate the puzzle to prove to myself I can solve it.
Me: I mean when I see those social media ads that say only 20% of people can solve this puzzle, I don’t download the app but I do recreate the puzzle to prove to myself I can solve it.
1998
Hot Guy from My History Class: “Hey, what did you think of that book on Abraham Lincoln?”
Me: “Oh, I haven’t started it.”
HGFMHC: “Are you kidding? We’re supposed to discuss it tomorrow during our breakout.”
Me: “It’s fine. I’ll read it tonight.”
Hot Guy from My History Class: “Hey, what did you think of that book on Abraham Lincoln?”
Me: “Oh, I haven’t started it.”
HGFMHC: “Are you kidding? We’re supposed to discuss it tomorrow during our breakout.”
Me: “It’s fine. I’ll read it tonight.”
April 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
1998
Hot Guy from My History Class: “Hey, what did you think of that book on Abraham Lincoln?”
Me: “Oh, I haven’t started it.”
HGFMHC: “Are you kidding? We’re supposed to discuss it tomorrow during our breakout.”
Me: “It’s fine. I’ll read it tonight.”
Hot Guy from My History Class: “Hey, what did you think of that book on Abraham Lincoln?”
Me: “Oh, I haven’t started it.”
HGFMHC: “Are you kidding? We’re supposed to discuss it tomorrow during our breakout.”
Me: “It’s fine. I’ll read it tonight.”
Reposted by Sarah
Ron DeSantis is pushing to let employers schedule children as young as 14 for an unlimited number of hours, including overnight shifts.
At the same time, Florida lawmakers are considering a bill that would let employers pay kids below minimum wage.
www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida...
At the same time, Florida lawmakers are considering a bill that would let employers pay kids below minimum wage.
www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida...
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed for child labor rollbacks behind the scenes, records show
Email communications first obtained by Orlando Weekly through a public records request show that staffers from DeSantis's office emailed draft legislation for Republican lawmakers to file.
www.orlandoweekly.com
April 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ron DeSantis is pushing to let employers schedule children as young as 14 for an unlimited number of hours, including overnight shifts.
At the same time, Florida lawmakers are considering a bill that would let employers pay kids below minimum wage.
www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida...
At the same time, Florida lawmakers are considering a bill that would let employers pay kids below minimum wage.
www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida...
Today, I am unsubscribing from every newsletter that emails me about Amazon deals.
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today, I am unsubscribing from every newsletter that emails me about Amazon deals.
Reposted by Sarah
hey @schumer.senate.gov is it crisis yet or does it have to come from the le crisis region of france
Trump: "Marco Rubio has a lot of big decisions to make ... he's got the authority to get bad people out of our country, and you can't stop that with a judge sitting behind a bench."
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hey @schumer.senate.gov is it crisis yet or does it have to come from the le crisis region of france
I am the Paul Giamatti clip from 30 Rock saying “I started doing fantasy hockey camp and civil war re-creationism to meet girls. But I don’t know where they are.”
But it is wine bars and bookstores to meet men.
Maybe they are at the yarn store.
But it is wine bars and bookstores to meet men.
Maybe they are at the yarn store.
March 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am the Paul Giamatti clip from 30 Rock saying “I started doing fantasy hockey camp and civil war re-creationism to meet girls. But I don’t know where they are.”
But it is wine bars and bookstores to meet men.
Maybe they are at the yarn store.
But it is wine bars and bookstores to meet men.
Maybe they are at the yarn store.
None of my favorite schools are in March Madness. So, since I can’t do my all heart bracket, here’s my prediction for the Final Four:
Duke (Christian Laettner was my first crush)
Clemson (duh. My name)
Michigan (I have a thing for dudes from Michigan)
St. John’s (my friend Stacy said they are good)
Duke (Christian Laettner was my first crush)
Clemson (duh. My name)
Michigan (I have a thing for dudes from Michigan)
St. John’s (my friend Stacy said they are good)
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
None of my favorite schools are in March Madness. So, since I can’t do my all heart bracket, here’s my prediction for the Final Four:
Duke (Christian Laettner was my first crush)
Clemson (duh. My name)
Michigan (I have a thing for dudes from Michigan)
St. John’s (my friend Stacy said they are good)
Duke (Christian Laettner was my first crush)
Clemson (duh. My name)
Michigan (I have a thing for dudes from Michigan)
St. John’s (my friend Stacy said they are good)
There is a very popular book that I absolutely hated but I have to give it some credit because it is helping to keep my TBR list — what? Not short. Or manageable or even realistic.
March 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There is a very popular book that I absolutely hated but I have to give it some credit because it is helping to keep my TBR list — what? Not short. Or manageable or even realistic.
Of course Fisk is a fan of Geno’s.
#OkOneSpolier.
#OkOneSpolier.
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Of course Fisk is a fan of Geno’s.
#OkOneSpolier.
#OkOneSpolier.
Counting down to Daredevil and I’m wondering if Bullseye will be in the first two episodes. Because you know there is nothing I love more than a morally (dark-dark) gray blond man.
March 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Counting down to Daredevil and I’m wondering if Bullseye will be in the first two episodes. Because you know there is nothing I love more than a morally (dark-dark) gray blond man.
I’m reading a book from my actual TBR pile. Please clap.
March 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m reading a book from my actual TBR pile. Please clap.
So earlier in the week, I commented about the hypocrisy of Republicans and some dude came into my mentions to call me old — because I’m in my 30s. Gasp.
Except … I’m 46. So, really, he was complimenting me. Poor guy.
Except … I’m 46. So, really, he was complimenting me. Poor guy.
February 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So earlier in the week, I commented about the hypocrisy of Republicans and some dude came into my mentions to call me old — because I’m in my 30s. Gasp.
Except … I’m 46. So, really, he was complimenting me. Poor guy.
Except … I’m 46. So, really, he was complimenting me. Poor guy.
Dudes on dating apps, please hear me when I tell you, unless a woman specifically says she is just looking for a hook-up she is not looking for a hook-up. Do you have any idea how easy it is for a girl to find a dude to bone? Believe me, she doesn’t need to go through the hassle of an app.
February 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dudes on dating apps, please hear me when I tell you, unless a woman specifically says she is just looking for a hook-up she is not looking for a hook-up. Do you have any idea how easy it is for a girl to find a dude to bone? Believe me, she doesn’t need to go through the hassle of an app.
With all the upheaval and uncertainty surrounding me, it is comforting to know guys in the dating apps are still terrible.
Gonna go back to my original, more realistic plan of drinking wine and reading in my living room until a decent, single guy knocks on my door.
Gonna go back to my original, more realistic plan of drinking wine and reading in my living room until a decent, single guy knocks on my door.
February 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
With all the upheaval and uncertainty surrounding me, it is comforting to know guys in the dating apps are still terrible.
Gonna go back to my original, more realistic plan of drinking wine and reading in my living room until a decent, single guy knocks on my door.
Gonna go back to my original, more realistic plan of drinking wine and reading in my living room until a decent, single guy knocks on my door.
Back on the dating apps because life isn’t miserable enough and dude is giving the okay sign in a picture. That is a white supremacist thing, right? There is no other reason for a white Christian dude to post that picture right?
Sometimes I really hate being blonde with blue eyes.
Sometimes I really hate being blonde with blue eyes.
February 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Back on the dating apps because life isn’t miserable enough and dude is giving the okay sign in a picture. That is a white supremacist thing, right? There is no other reason for a white Christian dude to post that picture right?
Sometimes I really hate being blonde with blue eyes.
Sometimes I really hate being blonde with blue eyes.