Sarah
@thatsarahklem.bsky.social
Leo, dog owner-ish (really, he owns me), friend and Philadelphian.
I drink wine and don’t know much.
Also, TFG never meant “the former guy” to me.
I drink wine and don’t know much.
Also, TFG never meant “the former guy” to me.
So, do you really hate TOD or do you just hate Chaol?
June 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So, do you really hate TOD or do you just hate Chaol?
I have never loved a man — real or fictional — the way I love Ephraim Ballard.
And, no, I am not forgetting about Cassian
I said what I said.
And, no, I am not forgetting about Cassian
I said what I said.
May 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I have never loved a man — real or fictional — the way I love Ephraim Ballard.
And, no, I am not forgetting about Cassian
I said what I said.
And, no, I am not forgetting about Cassian
I said what I said.
At 90 percent I scream yes. Toby Ives to his crate, mumbling that it wasn’t even football season.
He really hates when I talk to screens.
And, yes, I am reading on a Kindle. I got the book via Libby.
He really hates when I talk to screens.
And, yes, I am reading on a Kindle. I got the book via Libby.
May 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
At 90 percent I scream yes. Toby Ives to his crate, mumbling that it wasn’t even football season.
He really hates when I talk to screens.
And, yes, I am reading on a Kindle. I got the book via Libby.
He really hates when I talk to screens.
And, yes, I am reading on a Kindle. I got the book via Libby.
A: Would it be easier for you to believe this worked if you didn’t want to bone me?
RAD: (Shrugs) Maybe?
RAD: (Shrugs) Maybe?
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A: Would it be easier for you to believe this worked if you didn’t want to bone me?
RAD: (Shrugs) Maybe?
RAD: (Shrugs) Maybe?
A: Of course it worked. I have been working on this plan for months. I thought of every possible thing that could go wrong, planned for it, and executed the whole thing nearly flawlessly.
RAD: Still?
RAD: Still?
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A: Of course it worked. I have been working on this plan for months. I thought of every possible thing that could go wrong, planned for it, and executed the whole thing nearly flawlessly.
RAD: Still?
RAD: Still?
Aelin: I KNOW! He trained me to be a killer and LITERLLAY taught me everything he knows and he still fell for what he called the oldest trick in the book. (Shakes her head).
RAD: Still, I can’t believe it worked.
RAD: Still, I can’t believe it worked.
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Aelin: I KNOW! He trained me to be a killer and LITERLLAY taught me everything he knows and he still fell for what he called the oldest trick in the book. (Shakes her head).
RAD: Still, I can’t believe it worked.
RAD: Still, I can’t believe it worked.
Almost actual dialogue from the book I just finished (but not nearly as good because my name is Sarah Klem not Sarah Maas):
Random alpha dude: I can’t believe you tricked that other alpha dude.
Random alpha dude: I can’t believe you tricked that other alpha dude.
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Almost actual dialogue from the book I just finished (but not nearly as good because my name is Sarah Klem not Sarah Maas):
Random alpha dude: I can’t believe you tricked that other alpha dude.
Random alpha dude: I can’t believe you tricked that other alpha dude.
It is the male POV that talks about her beauty. Which just tracks for me.
She is the number one assassin in their world and these dudes are STILL questioning her because she makes their dicks hard. She always has a plan and they are always surprised that she thought things through.
She is the number one assassin in their world and these dudes are STILL questioning her because she makes their dicks hard. She always has a plan and they are always surprised that she thought things through.
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It is the male POV that talks about her beauty. Which just tracks for me.
She is the number one assassin in their world and these dudes are STILL questioning her because she makes their dicks hard. She always has a plan and they are always surprised that she thought things through.
She is the number one assassin in their world and these dudes are STILL questioning her because she makes their dicks hard. She always has a plan and they are always surprised that she thought things through.
Calaena/Aelin (the beautiful assassin) is always being a badass, ploting and killing, seeking revenge and worrying about her friends and sometimes drinking too much, but also talking about books and feeling guilty because she also loves clothes and makeup.
And sometimes she is being really cocky.
And sometimes she is being really cocky.
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Calaena/Aelin (the beautiful assassin) is always being a badass, ploting and killing, seeking revenge and worrying about her friends and sometimes drinking too much, but also talking about books and feeling guilty because she also loves clothes and makeup.
And sometimes she is being really cocky.
And sometimes she is being really cocky.
Of course I do. But also, I don’t recreate the ones I’m not sure I can figure out.
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Of course I do. But also, I don’t recreate the ones I’m not sure I can figure out.
Today
Libby: “Your book is due tomorrow and you’ve only read 39 percent of it.”
Me: (cracks knuckles) “I’ve been training my whole life for this moment.”
Libby: “Your book is due tomorrow and you’ve only read 39 percent of it.”
Me: (cracks knuckles) “I’ve been training my whole life for this moment.”
April 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today
Libby: “Your book is due tomorrow and you’ve only read 39 percent of it.”
Me: (cracks knuckles) “I’ve been training my whole life for this moment.”
Libby: “Your book is due tomorrow and you’ve only read 39 percent of it.”
Me: (cracks knuckles) “I’ve been training my whole life for this moment.”
Next Day
Okay Looking History TA: “And, Sarah what did you think about blah blah blah?”
Me: Answers his question brilliantly.
HGFMHC: Mouth drops to the floor.
Okay Looking History TA: “And, Sarah what did you think about blah blah blah?”
Me: Answers his question brilliantly.
HGFMHC: Mouth drops to the floor.
April 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Next Day
Okay Looking History TA: “And, Sarah what did you think about blah blah blah?”
Me: Answers his question brilliantly.
HGFMHC: Mouth drops to the floor.
Okay Looking History TA: “And, Sarah what did you think about blah blah blah?”
Me: Answers his question brilliantly.
HGFMHC: Mouth drops to the floor.