As a Minnesota veteran, I'm glad we are being given this resource, but just imagine... we could have had this sort of thing on a national scale...

These are the same people crying because we don't care that one nazi shot another nazi...

"Charlie was like a son to him" HIS SONS AREN'T EVEN LIKE SONS TO HIM!!!

My first thought was literally, "Wait! Newt's still alive? HOW!?"

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The logical part of my brain says "there's no way he'd do it, because he's too much of a narcissist and you KNOW his head is a weird shape", but the emotional part of my brain is screaming "NO! GODS, NO! Don't let him take this from me, it's all I have!"

So, the Director of Intelligence doesn't have enough intelligence to remember the conversation about committing war crimes? Weird flex, but okay...

Goodbye "DUI Hire", hello "Whiskeyleaks"!

I say this with love, and as a long-time fan of The Onion, but: apparently, because our current timeline has rendered parody obsolete, The Onion has now been relegated to the realm of "What would it look like if the assholes-in-charge had ANY dignity?"

I'm convinced he meant he was out of TRIPLESEC...

Not only that, but that the sign is bigger than his head. Like, why?!

If I had a nickel for every time KKKaroline said something in the constitution was unconstitutional...

I have a Chuck. I often ask what the Chuck he's doing.

My new partner and I have similar levels of weird, but I'm the one that's had the ability to really lean into mine. You better believe I'm going to be lifting her up to my level of self-expression!

Man, I hate overachievers... "Yoshi" doesn't know that Weird Al is, in fact, a LEGEND, doesn't know the difference between basic homophones, AND drops some casual racism? Any one of those would have been bad enough on their own, but he went for the hat trick of ignorance... wow!

You've got this, friend.

The only time I ever mention Rush Limbaugh is to explain how I grew up, forced to listen to him every day, and how it shaped my worldview. And how it wasn't until I'd already joined the military and been deployed that I realized how stupid everything I "knew" was.