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That Mercenary Chef
@thatmercenarychef.bsky.social
Chef, veteran, entertainment cracker, part-time villain/cosplayer/gamer/human rights advocate. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always blunt.
Why the long face, sir? I kind of want to know what they had him zonked out on to keep him so docile when the attention wasn't on him.
September 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm in for a good night in Minneapolis, #bloodywood #jinjer & @babymetal.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Since Superbowel weekend was so slow, I had a chance to actually play around in my playground and see if I still remembered how to make crème Pâtissière. Say hello to my Brûléed Banana Cream Pie bites.
February 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Here's what we're not going to do: we're not going to excuse away nazi behavior by calling it autism. #elonmusk
January 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
He said it, and they STILL CHEERED!
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My thoughts on "thanking DJT" for "saving" TikTok #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I honestly wasn't sure about putting the gold vest as a middle layer, but it turned out very well, I think.
January 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Jumpscares abound in the inaugural portraits, but let's have some fun. #inaugural #Mashup #jumpscare
January 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Guy made a comment to a woman with a little vocal fry. Needless to say, I will never stop returning energy to #mysoginy where I find it. #walkingremlin
January 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Story time is loading up on my Tikkity Tok (same username) it's a little too long to post here, unfortunately.
December 11, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Most of my serious videos are too long to transfer over here, but this one will make any appropriate introductory post, I think.
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM