That Mercenary Chef
@thatmercenarychef.bsky.social
Chef, veteran, entertainment cracker, part-time villain/cosplayer/gamer/human rights advocate. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always blunt.
My reward for standing against Nazis was unemployment, and i am in desperate need of help.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My reward for standing against Nazis was unemployment, and i am in desperate need of help.
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Why the long face, sir? I kind of want to know what they had him zonked out on to keep him so docile when the attention wasn't on him.
September 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why the long face, sir? I kind of want to know what they had him zonked out on to keep him so docile when the attention wasn't on him.
Charlie manifested his own bad end. He espoused white supremacist, Christian nationalist propaganda and lies from a gilded cross, and preached violence against anyone who was not a straight, white, Christian male. In the end, though, he went down to "friendly" fire. Live by the sword, indeed...
September 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Charlie manifested his own bad end. He espoused white supremacist, Christian nationalist propaganda and lies from a gilded cross, and preached violence against anyone who was not a straight, white, Christian male. In the end, though, he went down to "friendly" fire. Live by the sword, indeed...
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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NEW BOMBSHELL REPORTING FROM DER SPIEGEL
Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/
Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/
Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online
Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including ...
www.spiegel.de
March 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
NEW BOMBSHELL REPORTING FROM DER SPIEGEL
Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/
Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/
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Hey Elon, you twat, had you just kept preaching climate change and Mars, we would have keep buying your golf carts. But you got involved with the Orange destroyer and now your company is worth 200 BILLION less Good game ya Nazi fuck.
March 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Hey Elon, you twat, had you just kept preaching climate change and Mars, we would have keep buying your golf carts. But you got involved with the Orange destroyer and now your company is worth 200 BILLION less Good game ya Nazi fuck.
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
Look, if Muck gets to deadname his child, I can still call it the Gulf of Mexico.
February 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Look, if Muck gets to deadname his child, I can still call it the Gulf of Mexico.
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Since Superbowel weekend was so slow, I had a chance to actually play around in my playground and see if I still remembered how to make crème Pâtissière. Say hello to my Brûléed Banana Cream Pie bites.
February 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Since Superbowel weekend was so slow, I had a chance to actually play around in my playground and see if I still remembered how to make crème Pâtissière. Say hello to my Brûléed Banana Cream Pie bites.
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk are active threats to our country and our democracy.
Musk should never have had access to these systems in the first place.
House Democrats will hold them both accountable. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/n...
Musk should never have had access to these systems in the first place.
House Democrats will hold them both accountable. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/n...
Judge Halts DOGE Access to Treasury Payment Systems
The order came in response to a lawsuit filed by 19 attorneys general accusing the president of failing to faithfully execute the nation’s laws when he let DOGE comb through federal computer systems.
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are active threats to our country and our democracy.
Musk should never have had access to these systems in the first place.
House Democrats will hold them both accountable. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/n...
Musk should never have had access to these systems in the first place.
House Democrats will hold them both accountable. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/n...
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This may help explain…
February 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This may help explain…
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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52 years after Roe v. Wade, we’ve seen that progress isn’t guaranteed.
Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned.
We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.
Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned.
We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.
January 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
52 years after Roe v. Wade, we’ve seen that progress isn’t guaranteed.
Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned.
We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.
Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned.
We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.
The Bellamy salute is held perpendicular to the body, pantomiming or holding a miniature American flag, and has not been used in America since 1942, when we found out the Germans were doing the salute Elon did.
And the Roman salute was created by Italian fascists in the 30s to mock the Bellamy.
And the Roman salute was created by Italian fascists in the 30s to mock the Bellamy.
January 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Bellamy salute is held perpendicular to the body, pantomiming or holding a miniature American flag, and has not been used in America since 1942, when we found out the Germans were doing the salute Elon did.
And the Roman salute was created by Italian fascists in the 30s to mock the Bellamy.
And the Roman salute was created by Italian fascists in the 30s to mock the Bellamy.
He said it, and they STILL CHEERED!
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
He said it, and they STILL CHEERED!
My thoughts on "thanking DJT" for "saving" TikTok #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My thoughts on "thanking DJT" for "saving" TikTok #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee
It's funny, for years, I said I would never join TikTok, and even made fun of people that treated it like a dating app. Then, 2 years ago, I finally made an account, and within 3 months, was in a relationship with someone I found there. Now it's gone, and i still need to fill her car video quota...
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's funny, for years, I said I would never join TikTok, and even made fun of people that treated it like a dating app. Then, 2 years ago, I finally made an account, and within 3 months, was in a relationship with someone I found there. Now it's gone, and i still need to fill her car video quota...
I honestly wasn't sure about putting the gold vest as a middle layer, but it turned out very well, I think.
January 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I honestly wasn't sure about putting the gold vest as a middle layer, but it turned out very well, I think.
Jumpscares abound in the inaugural portraits, but let's have some fun. #inaugural #Mashup #jumpscare
January 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Jumpscares abound in the inaugural portraits, but let's have some fun. #inaugural #Mashup #jumpscare
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Did you see my new Demonias?
January 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Did you see my new Demonias?