Ha, I’m keeping this in my back pocket in case this specific situation happens again.

But for real thank you! I always forget Google translate exists in the moment.

“Es para mi” is a helpful phrase to know. I can point if I don’t know the noun :)

What happens if you sign them?

Is that a vandalism charge or a hilarious prank? Both?

I love Iceland so much. I went on a knitting and horseback riding retreat there a few years ago and it was magical.

I don’t know how to ride horses. I only fell off once.

I thought Jesus was supposed to take wheel! There’s a song about it and everything

I am saying this as someone who has a strong urge for things to be correct.

I get it.

But emotional responses are also how people communicate - and you need to really listen instead of trying to be technically correct.

It feels ghoulish to like this, but yes. Absolutely.

I was thinking more that you directed this all squarely at MRM where it belongs.

I would be this:

youtu.be/lAgTfwfycrM

Ah, she’s collecting you all. 😂 what a good girl

Having to walk away after 85 submissions and over 50 years??

The way I would be burning every single bridge….

You’re a better person than I am

Is she treating you as The Spare Human??? How dare she.

But for real, that’s so sweet. Have you read anything about how dogs “tell time”? She knows her person is late