Keira Perkins
@thatkeira.bsky.social
Oh hey, look! It’s a big blue cock
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh hey, look! It’s a big blue cock
The bartender liked my art, so I gave it to her
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The bartender liked my art, so I gave it to her
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
As I was taking this pic, I realized I was channeling the spirit of a dead man while looking in a mirror, near the most haunted section of an old house.
“Let’s light this candle, motherfucker” i thought and did it anyway
“Let’s light this candle, motherfucker” i thought and did it anyway
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
As I was taking this pic, I realized I was channeling the spirit of a dead man while looking in a mirror, near the most haunted section of an old house.
“Let’s light this candle, motherfucker” i thought and did it anyway
“Let’s light this candle, motherfucker” i thought and did it anyway
He refused to be a spider from Mars, but I think we look pretty good, regardless.
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He refused to be a spider from Mars, but I think we look pretty good, regardless.
I should probably update my profile pic, but tbh, I miss my platinum hair.
(Picture from a few moments ago)
(Picture from a few moments ago)
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I should probably update my profile pic, but tbh, I miss my platinum hair.
(Picture from a few moments ago)
(Picture from a few moments ago)
Ha! This is (Ellen) Ripley. She’s originally from Clay County Humane Society.
She’s about 12 years old.
She’s about 12 years old.
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ha! This is (Ellen) Ripley. She’s originally from Clay County Humane Society.
She’s about 12 years old.
She’s about 12 years old.
I’ve discovered a kindred spirit in this poet. (Google tells me it’s Sam Pink)
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ve discovered a kindred spirit in this poet. (Google tells me it’s Sam Pink)
This smug jerk cost me $1200 and now she’s laughing about it.
(Old dog liver issues, but at least we know why she’s losing weight)
(Old dog liver issues, but at least we know why she’s losing weight)
October 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This smug jerk cost me $1200 and now she’s laughing about it.
(Old dog liver issues, but at least we know why she’s losing weight)
(Old dog liver issues, but at least we know why she’s losing weight)
Me: the gourd’s too phallic
Husband: (deep sigh and eye roll) gourds ARE phallic, Keira
I took a beginner sketch class today. It was fun to be bad at something and just try.
Husband: (deep sigh and eye roll) gourds ARE phallic, Keira
I took a beginner sketch class today. It was fun to be bad at something and just try.
October 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Me: the gourd’s too phallic
Husband: (deep sigh and eye roll) gourds ARE phallic, Keira
I took a beginner sketch class today. It was fun to be bad at something and just try.
Husband: (deep sigh and eye roll) gourds ARE phallic, Keira
I took a beginner sketch class today. It was fun to be bad at something and just try.
This is my current favorite meme/weird art. It speaks to me, deeply.
October 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is my current favorite meme/weird art. It speaks to me, deeply.
I want to tell you something. If you are offered despair, you can choose joy. You can choose joy even when there’s no hope.
This is Buster. These pictures were taken after his cancer came back and there was no hope.
He loved cheeseburgers. So I got him a bunch of cheeseburgers
This is Buster. These pictures were taken after his cancer came back and there was no hope.
He loved cheeseburgers. So I got him a bunch of cheeseburgers
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I want to tell you something. If you are offered despair, you can choose joy. You can choose joy even when there’s no hope.
This is Buster. These pictures were taken after his cancer came back and there was no hope.
He loved cheeseburgers. So I got him a bunch of cheeseburgers
This is Buster. These pictures were taken after his cancer came back and there was no hope.
He loved cheeseburgers. So I got him a bunch of cheeseburgers
My grandma died when I was 16, just shy of 17.
For years, my mom told me I was the re-incarnation of my grandma (her mother) and it used to make me furious.
But I found this yearbook picture of my grandma last night. We don’t look that much alike, but I know that look in her eyes.
For years, my mom told me I was the re-incarnation of my grandma (her mother) and it used to make me furious.
But I found this yearbook picture of my grandma last night. We don’t look that much alike, but I know that look in her eyes.
September 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My grandma died when I was 16, just shy of 17.
For years, my mom told me I was the re-incarnation of my grandma (her mother) and it used to make me furious.
But I found this yearbook picture of my grandma last night. We don’t look that much alike, but I know that look in her eyes.
For years, my mom told me I was the re-incarnation of my grandma (her mother) and it used to make me furious.
But I found this yearbook picture of my grandma last night. We don’t look that much alike, but I know that look in her eyes.
He paid the court just shy of $200.
Here’s a screenshot of that document
Here’s a screenshot of that document
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He paid the court just shy of $200.
Here’s a screenshot of that document
Here’s a screenshot of that document
Inspired by the cosmos but also not cosmos
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Inspired by the cosmos but also not cosmos
I purposefully keep small patches of my yard pollinator-friendly. Cosmos aren’t native to Indiana but I love them so much.
September 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I purposefully keep small patches of my yard pollinator-friendly. Cosmos aren’t native to Indiana but I love them so much.
This is flower I was using as inspiration.
This is why I like water colors. They’ve got a dreamy softness to them. You can take reality and slip it gently sideways.
This is why I like water colors. They’ve got a dreamy softness to them. You can take reality and slip it gently sideways.
September 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This is flower I was using as inspiration.
This is why I like water colors. They’ve got a dreamy softness to them. You can take reality and slip it gently sideways.
This is why I like water colors. They’ve got a dreamy softness to them. You can take reality and slip it gently sideways.
I wanted to see if I could make art during a Spravato treatment.
And I can.
I’ve made better things, but this still counts.
And I can.
I’ve made better things, but this still counts.
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I wanted to see if I could make art during a Spravato treatment.
And I can.
I’ve made better things, but this still counts.
And I can.
I’ve made better things, but this still counts.
Penelope, living her best life, unbothered.
September 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Penelope, living her best life, unbothered.
Didn’t see I had a missed call from the vet until after closing.
This doesn’t feel ominous at all :(
This doesn’t feel ominous at all :(
September 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Didn’t see I had a missed call from the vet until after closing.
This doesn’t feel ominous at all :(
This doesn’t feel ominous at all :(
Band-aids on my tattoo after vaccinations will never not be funny.
Oh, I have a pinprick boo-boo over the artwork that’s literally created by needles penetrating my skin over and over for hours???
Anyway! Please don’t sneeze in my mouth and eyes even though I have my flu and COVID boosters!
Oh, I have a pinprick boo-boo over the artwork that’s literally created by needles penetrating my skin over and over for hours???
Anyway! Please don’t sneeze in my mouth and eyes even though I have my flu and COVID boosters!
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Band-aids on my tattoo after vaccinations will never not be funny.
Oh, I have a pinprick boo-boo over the artwork that’s literally created by needles penetrating my skin over and over for hours???
Anyway! Please don’t sneeze in my mouth and eyes even though I have my flu and COVID boosters!
Oh, I have a pinprick boo-boo over the artwork that’s literally created by needles penetrating my skin over and over for hours???
Anyway! Please don’t sneeze in my mouth and eyes even though I have my flu and COVID boosters!
My constant food-thief, Ripley, has inexplicably dropped from 52 to 46 lbs.
Waiting on the bloodwork - hoping it’s something simple, but worried it’s cancer
Waiting on the bloodwork - hoping it’s something simple, but worried it’s cancer
September 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My constant food-thief, Ripley, has inexplicably dropped from 52 to 46 lbs.
Waiting on the bloodwork - hoping it’s something simple, but worried it’s cancer
Waiting on the bloodwork - hoping it’s something simple, but worried it’s cancer
I took photos of mushrooms in my yard over the course of a few days
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I took photos of mushrooms in my yard over the course of a few days
Did you know you can just buy watercolor supplies and books teaching you how paint? And then just make stuff???
Obviously still learning but the attempts are making me happy.
Obviously still learning but the attempts are making me happy.
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Did you know you can just buy watercolor supplies and books teaching you how paint? And then just make stuff???
Obviously still learning but the attempts are making me happy.
Obviously still learning but the attempts are making me happy.
Oaaaaaaassssis in the most dangerous city in America
August 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oaaaaaaassssis in the most dangerous city in America