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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
tried to read to the next chapter and it turns out im caught up
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Guide To Pets (1/2)
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ok it's been enough years, i will reread chainsaw man (and give part 2 a go)
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
just felt legitimate nostalgia for those commercials of The Edge, a 3 CD set complete with 50 HUGE hits for only $29.99, the only way to get these tracks at a value this good. you cant get this 50 track selection in any store. this is all the edge you need
May 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i get it now
February 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
caught up on hxh. now we wait
February 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
December 27, 2024 at 6:34 AM
normal 2024 twitter experience
December 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
i keep thinking "well, there's no way it gets worse from here" and then the next day it's dr oz in charge of healthcare
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
housemate got kittens
November 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
kinda forgot this existed for a minute there
March 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
16 hours ago i was awake. felt refreshed and ready for the day. suddenly - out of nowhere - im feeling slow and sluggish. my eyes are hard to keep open. they say "oh you're just feeling sleepy." nobody has ever called me "sleepy" before, but now seemingly everyone is saying it. who is behind this?
September 19, 2023 at 9:36 PM
it may have taken a long time, but it was all worth it for this moment #johnporkmugshot
August 25, 2023 at 6:31 AM
things are happening on the other website
August 15, 2023 at 7:54 AM
be honest with me. do you not want a 2nd date because i gave you the ick when i ran into that wall that was hyper-realistically painted to look like a tunnel?
August 13, 2023 at 8:37 AM
squirrel dinner
August 8, 2023 at 3:20 AM
already do
August 5, 2023 at 9:38 PM
in the commune my job is to fuck the wives of the men that go away to war, and i expect to be thanked for my service
July 30, 2023 at 9:06 PM
you can tell this is just a site for terminally online twitter users because people are already calling random schizos spamming posts about a topic and getting 0 likes "drama" and "discourse"
July 30, 2023 at 7:04 PM
im the ayatollah khomeini of straight dudes that date bi chicks
July 29, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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Btw I do DnD character commissions! DM if you are ever interested:)
#dnd #dnd5e #commissions
July 26, 2023 at 7:20 PM
[joined-bluesky-last-week voice] ugh now that twitter is fucking up there's an influx of new posters, and it's completely changing the whole vibe :/
July 24, 2023 at 8:05 PM
the x was there all along, we just needed the push to click it
July 24, 2023 at 3:17 PM
girl dinner
July 23, 2023 at 5:04 PM