the sun during an eclipse

there's still time for something funnier

deadlock pro: the pretty girl in the skirt gives me hope for the future
con: the goat man is going to hit me with a baseball bat

it's good to know "my husband made a mistake with groceries that i wouldn't have" is a universal truth

i have not been having a good weekend.

and for some reason they also all have child sex abuse scandals, which could mean nothing!