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Ethan💿
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June 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“

Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
April 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*
April 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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It’s not about “DEI.”
March 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Monster Hunter Wilds fans are discovering what FFXIV fans have known for a while. No Lifers will blow through the content after 100 hrs in a single week, and then claim there's nothing to do.

*shrug*

also? If a game kept you entertained for 100hrs? It's done it's job. You just ate too fast.
March 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I love it when kids are learning to draw, I love it when adults are learning to draw. I love drawing and everyone should do it
March 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Nothing about kids dying from measles is normal. Anti-vaxxers like RFK Jr. and the Republicans who enable them are responsible for every single one of these deaths.
February 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I heart Tina Smith.
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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It's been a week. The shock part is over; the awe part never happened. Time to be throwing sand into the fascist gears, y'all.
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Serious props to Marisa here who had this before anyone else I think.
NEW — OMB temporarily pauses all agency grants and loans programs.

Per copy of memo: "The use of Federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and green new deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars that does not improve the day-to-day lives of those we serve."
January 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The DeepSeek inspired sell off is recognition the market is prioritizing investment over innovation.
January 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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That's not the American Way. The American Way is to buy yourself a politician, and when a better product, or more efficient way comes along, have it banned, taxed, and litigated against until you can work out how to profit from it.. then sell it as your own work..
January 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios
January 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them
January 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Yakuza Kiwami is $14.99 on US eShop buff.ly/4grfSGJ
(Steam) $9.84 Gamebillet buff.ly/4fD2L4L
$10.99 US PSN buff.ly/3Yq1vLj

PS4 $17.37 VGP buff.ly/3A4NMkW

also on Game Pass Standard
January 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Thank you for an incredible 7 years with Monster Hunter: World! It's thanks to your support that the game has set Capcom record-highs, carving a path for the release of Monster Hunter Wilds in just over one month.

What are your favorite Monster Hunter: World memories & accomplishments?
January 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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It’s FINALLY going to rain in Southern California. Thank you Lil Kim
a man is praying with his hands folded in front of his face .
ALT: a man is praying with his hands folded in front of his face .
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January 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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If you're wondering I'm at the I KNOW HOW IT ENDS HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT DONE part of novel writing
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Say a locksmith comes to a character's house to open a locked door in your novel. Guess what? Unless that person figures into the novel later, or the interaction has some other meaning, just cut to the effin' door being open. No one gives a flying f*ck about the locksmith in this context.
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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nintendo switch 2? more like…nintendo switch 2 to the polls
January 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The proof congress didn’t actually accomplish anything they claimed to care about lies in the fact that a wholly Chinese-owned app, RedNote, is the #1 social networking app in the App Store thanks to defecting TikTok users:
January 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM