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Brenton
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diligently bioaccumulating microplastics
but warranted.

...unlike a certain convicted felon cheeto amirite???
September 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They preemptively gave it a "-gate" name to head off any controversy, very smart
August 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is objectively the best road trip podcast EXCEPT some of these authors talk so damn quietly I can't hear them over the road noise in my shitbox economy car
July 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Man Next Door" is amazing, by the way! Please continue broadcasting your paraphilias to the world
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I read this in the voice of drunk Orson Welles
July 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I don't think I'm qualified to be in charge of the enrichment for my own enclosure
June 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Suzerain the Europa Trotter
June 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Literally just played through it twenty minutes ago and I'm going to be thinking about it for probably the next thirty years
June 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Forgot you entered your username as "GenocideJohn69420" when you pirated MS Office in 2006 and it's been using that as the author name of your Word documents ever since. Happens to the best of us
June 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sorry man, I was temporarily an unwitting conduit for horrors beyond my comprehension but I'm better now
May 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Andy Serkis as Boc the Seamster, pointing at Chris Pratt's boots: What are thoooose
May 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM