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Brenton
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A screenshot of the first Pokemon game in black and white. A trainer has spotted the player character, and says Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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"Why aren't you writing"
The "swole doge" meme wherein the swole doge on the left, labeled Me, is captioned "I just don't really feel like it" and the sad wimpy doge on the right, with George R R Martin's face poorly phtotoshopped onto it, is captioned "I can't measure up to millions of fans' expectations for concluding a billion-dollar multimedia franchise"
April 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Airport reading on the way to #AWP25 : @kylerseibel.bsky.social with the best author inscription I've ever seen
Dedication page of HEY YOU ASSHOLES by Kyle Seibel, which has been inscribed with the message "Brenton, Thanks for buying the book. In return, please enjoy the below photo-realistic sketch of my physique. KRS 3-12-25". Below the message is a minimalist ink drawing of a mustache man giving a thumbs up. The rest of his body has been censored with black because I'm not gonna put this man's art out there for free. He's multi-talented, apparently. Yes I'm jealous
March 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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In the absence of people, a thriving spambot ecosystem emerges on Threads. Nature is healing
Screenshot of my Instagram Threads feed, which contains nothing but spam posts by presumed bot accounts. For instance: "Faris sent you a private message! Tap Profile to follow and open message request". All the posts have a depressingly high number of likes and replies
September 30, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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Daytime raccoon in Albuquerque (Sr. Bandito Gordo)
October 20, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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Just ~ American things ~
Screenshot of Reddit feed showing one post from r/povertyfinance titled "How do I survive on $28k/year?" followed immediately by a post from r/technology titled "FTX execs blew through $8B -- testimony reveals how"
October 19, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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I knew this sounded familiar
Image of XKCD comic number 327, in which a mother crashes a school server by naming her child an SQL instruction string (I think, idk). Little Bobby Tables, they call him.
August 22, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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I hate myself for googling this image
A screenshot of some Marvel movie where large purple Josh Brolin tells the Red Skull guy ( "I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess"
August 18, 2023 at 9:19 PM