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Garrett
@thanatostheory.bsky.social
Magneto apologist.
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Just had to explain to my sister in law what the fuck my Violence Gang hoodie was. Turns out there's a big pineapple lifestyle community near where they live which they discovered after their real estate agent asked her husband if they were in the lifestyle.
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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it's uhhh looking very bad for me this month! we're not making enough money and my grandmother keeps buying random bullshit so we're looking at a really annoying financial situation for the rest of the month! awesome i love being poor in america!!
It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll
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November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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July 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Told a blue check moron to hold his breath underwater for an hour for saying people on EBT getting free aquarium access incentives people to stay poor and my account got insta-nuked.
July 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I fell for the reasoning but I was also a child who was bombarded with conservative talk radio via my mother so I think anyone who falls for it is as intellectually curious as an elementary aged doofus.
if you are old enough to remember, at all, what was going on during the run-up to iraq, and fall for it again now, you are either vile beyond repair or such an enormous mark that you should be locked in a mcdonald's playplace for your own personal safety
June 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan, I don't know if Chris told you but Stavros and Adam talked about Hedonism 2 and Tom's Trips was specifically mentioned.
June 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I am becoming a grumpy old man with every spot that is a series of finish attempts and counters and then a stand off.
May 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Okay, let's stop with the sound bites before entrances. Getting a little too cute with this bullshit, Tony.
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM