Marlowe
@thagomize.bsky.social
it is i, your boi
(they/them lesbian who likes birds n snakes n shit)
(they/them lesbian who likes birds n snakes n shit)
What a great day where nothing bad happened. :)
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What a great day where nothing bad happened. :)
i know my boss at work is neurodivergent and i can prove it based on how many autistic ppl he's hired and the weird sounds he makes to himself when he thinks no one's looking.
September 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i know my boss at work is neurodivergent and i can prove it based on how many autistic ppl he's hired and the weird sounds he makes to himself when he thinks no one's looking.
please accept Mr. Rigatoni for your consideration
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
please accept Mr. Rigatoni for your consideration
so a cool thing about doctors is one time i went to a rheumatologist bc my joints were hurting to the point i couldnt walk without a cane and she scoffed at me, did no examination, and told me im hypermobile and have flat feet.
anyway so EDS is a thing, apparently,
anyway so EDS is a thing, apparently,
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
so a cool thing about doctors is one time i went to a rheumatologist bc my joints were hurting to the point i couldnt walk without a cane and she scoffed at me, did no examination, and told me im hypermobile and have flat feet.
anyway so EDS is a thing, apparently,
anyway so EDS is a thing, apparently,
skinny privilege is ur ancestors never needing to survive a harsh winter after the crops failed. ur genes have not known famine. ur great great grandma never experienced the epigenetic changes that would give u heart disease. check urself, descendent of the blightless elite.
August 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
skinny privilege is ur ancestors never needing to survive a harsh winter after the crops failed. ur genes have not known famine. ur great great grandma never experienced the epigenetic changes that would give u heart disease. check urself, descendent of the blightless elite.
vacation is midway over and im already feeling the sunday scaries
July 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
vacation is midway over and im already feeling the sunday scaries
if u need me im communing with the sea birds.
July 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if u need me im communing with the sea birds.
at some point when my phone was in my pocket it somehow got to and screenshot this post, then zoomed in and screenshot it again.
i think this was a sign from an angel.
i think this was a sign from an angel.
July 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
at some point when my phone was in my pocket it somehow got to and screenshot this post, then zoomed in and screenshot it again.
i think this was a sign from an angel.
i think this was a sign from an angel.
yo why the ratatouille rat kinda.... .. ..... ........
July 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
yo why the ratatouille rat kinda.... .. ..... ........
im leaving for vacation this weekend and have things i need to get done after work each day so unfortunately this week's therapy call will have to include me feeding my snakes.
July 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
im leaving for vacation this weekend and have things i need to get done after work each day so unfortunately this week's therapy call will have to include me feeding my snakes.
i hate inaturalist bc what the fuck are you talking about. why would u say that. and why would the app default to ur completely incorrect id.
July 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i hate inaturalist bc what the fuck are you talking about. why would u say that. and why would the app default to ur completely incorrect id.
me: *cant hold a hobby more and a couple months*
also me: i should dedicate my life to selectively re-breeding flight into silk moths.
also me: i should dedicate my life to selectively re-breeding flight into silk moths.
July 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
me: *cant hold a hobby more and a couple months*
also me: i should dedicate my life to selectively re-breeding flight into silk moths.
also me: i should dedicate my life to selectively re-breeding flight into silk moths.
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oh u found a four leaf clover?? that's cute. but it doesnt compare to the raw luck energy of my variegated wood sorrel.
June 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
oh u found a four leaf clover?? that's cute. but it doesnt compare to the raw luck energy of my variegated wood sorrel.
a note that if you care about the environment u shouldnt be touching gen AI with a 10 foot pole.
June 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
a note that if you care about the environment u shouldnt be touching gen AI with a 10 foot pole.
me to my niece before i go to work: alright, im going! huggy goodbye?
niece: No.
me, respecting her boundaries: ok, byyyye!
me in the car:
niece: No.
me, respecting her boundaries: ok, byyyye!
me in the car:
June 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
me to my niece before i go to work: alright, im going! huggy goodbye?
niece: No.
me, respecting her boundaries: ok, byyyye!
me in the car:
niece: No.
me, respecting her boundaries: ok, byyyye!
me in the car:
June 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
my niece has been making slime
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
my niece has been making slime
birds have already ravaged my currant bushes before they're even ripe so i've had to take drastic measures with some old rat cages
May 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
birds have already ravaged my currant bushes before they're even ripe so i've had to take drastic measures with some old rat cages
Drawing haunted portraits of urself is self care probably
May 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Drawing haunted portraits of urself is self care probably
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death.
May 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death.