the world breathes the biggest sigh of relief not felt since the ending of the cold war

yesterday he was waiting for someone to let him in the door and didnt realize i was there and i saw him dancing in a little circle, waving a paper in his hand like it was a ribbon, and as soon as i opened the door he was like 😐

she deadass looked annoyed that a 20-smth was in her office, said "can u bend ur finger back?" and when i could she prescribed i Not Do That. and maybe get some insoles.
my spine is held together with chewing gum.

i have the british to thank for this thicc ass.

therapist will have to talk to me on a video call as i sit on the floor of my living room, surrounded by a circle of containers, each containing a Hungry Boy. trauma will he discussed while i thaw out dead mice and try to avoid getting bit by an overly enthusiastic boa.

apparently these two groups USED TO be classified together to i think grandpa here is trying to use Old Taxonomy to correct me when LIKE LOOK AT THE PICTURE DUDE LOOK AT THE GD EXAMPLE PHOTO.

decartes lookin ass

a shirt for worms

draining half a lake and creating a nickel-sized hole in the ozone layer to create a graphic about how sad i am that all the birds are dying