My 7-year-old dressed her giraffe for a dance party tonight. “She put the feather in her hat and called it macaroni,” she told me.

This is the first time the MLB app has ever put this y here

My seven-year-old saw this sign while we were waiting in a line for the bathroom and asked, “Why are only men allowed in that elevator?”

Don’t even worry, CVS has the Werther’s Originals safely locked up.

Sick of your pocket calculator using woke math? The all-new CalcGOP uses advanced technology to check with the Trump White House to ensure it never gives an answer that might offend the President. If woke math is detected, CalcGOP will automatically suggest a government-approved alternative!

Usually I am frustrated by the seemingly normal words that Firefox's spell checker does not know. But I'm actually impressed by this one. I will not be clicking "add to dictionary." What a horrible word.

You all listened to the movie reviewers back in the 90s, so you missed this.

Companies and organizations have got to stand up for what they believe in. If you truly believe in a more equitable world, then don’t hide that value from the public. Trust in your community to have your back. (First post on Skylight.)

Elon Musk would fire Inspector 34.

My 6-year-old created this amazing phone design. It has touchscreen apps as well as a removable receiver handset. Patents are pending.

I’m supporting Harris. If you know me and your head is spinning from the intense amount of disinformation swirling around and just want to talk to a real person about it, hit me up. We’re all in this together.

Here’s a tiny planet photo I took of this city that I love.