Tex Batmart
@texbatmart.bsky.social
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Tex Batmart
@texbatmart.bsky.social
· Feb 19
So, for the past few months, I have been dealing with massive depression, anxiety, and burnout. I've been working on this with my care team, and I think that, this past weekend, I finally got to the center of this particular Tootsie Pop.
Of course, now I'm having an existential crisis as well, so..
Of course, now I'm having an existential crisis as well, so..
They're nickel and diming those who live on nickels and dimes.
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 AM
They're nickel and diming those who live on nickels and dimes.
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Cartoon by David Horsey.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cartoon by David Horsey.
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They say the best opportunity comes once in a lifetime, and for some things that's true. But more often success leaves a trail of failures in its wake. Do not resign yourself to defeat because you missed a chance. Go out and make more of them.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
They say the best opportunity comes once in a lifetime, and for some things that's true. But more often success leaves a trail of failures in its wake. Do not resign yourself to defeat because you missed a chance. Go out and make more of them.
Doing what I hope is the final amateur edit of my book. About 2/3 done! I'm both excited and nervous about the next steps...
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Doing what I hope is the final amateur edit of my book. About 2/3 done! I'm both excited and nervous about the next steps...
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This picture says everything about the state of our nation right now, peaceful clergy being arrested and forced face-down on the pavement.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This picture says everything about the state of our nation right now, peaceful clergy being arrested and forced face-down on the pavement.
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No justice, no peace is a fact, not a threat.
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
No justice, no peace is a fact, not a threat.
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My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
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I did theater at Ted Cruz’s alma mater and am absolutely dying to see the videos of him “acting.” Will someone with the digitized VHS tapes PLEASE share. Please.
years ago an emmy-winning comedy writer posted this in a DM group and I’ve thought about it literally every day since (anonymized and shared with permission)
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I did theater at Ted Cruz’s alma mater and am absolutely dying to see the videos of him “acting.” Will someone with the digitized VHS tapes PLEASE share. Please.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene says Trump is lying about her interactions with him — and posted their text exchanges today about the Epstein files.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
A sitting member of Congress just posted her messages with the president of the United States.
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Clean sweep last night!… 🌊🌊🌊
Now, let’s finish this… swear her in! 👇👇
Now, let’s finish this… swear her in! 👇👇
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Clean sweep last night!… 🌊🌊🌊
Now, let’s finish this… swear her in! 👇👇
Now, let’s finish this… swear her in! 👇👇
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Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
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The red states are the “taker” states.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The red states are the “taker” states.
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
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What do you get when you mix laxatives and edibles?
Shits and giggles!
Shits and giggles!
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What do you get when you mix laxatives and edibles?
Shits and giggles!
Shits and giggles!
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
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Canada says “elbows up.” I say for America, “cameras out.” Film every last one of these brutal criminals. We will need the evidence for their trials.
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Canada says “elbows up.” I say for America, “cameras out.” Film every last one of these brutal criminals. We will need the evidence for their trials.
