A Very Beckett
@texavery.bsky.social
I don’t know, man, you looked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thaaat’s it… hit em right in the test scores.
“Do you want funding? Because shitty test scores are how you lose funding.”
This is the academic equivalent of “voting with your wallet”, in that the only thing that moves the needle in a moral direction is NOT the moral argument, but the economic one.
“Do you want funding? Because shitty test scores are how you lose funding.”
This is the academic equivalent of “voting with your wallet”, in that the only thing that moves the needle in a moral direction is NOT the moral argument, but the economic one.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thaaat’s it… hit em right in the test scores.
“Do you want funding? Because shitty test scores are how you lose funding.”
This is the academic equivalent of “voting with your wallet”, in that the only thing that moves the needle in a moral direction is NOT the moral argument, but the economic one.
“Do you want funding? Because shitty test scores are how you lose funding.”
This is the academic equivalent of “voting with your wallet”, in that the only thing that moves the needle in a moral direction is NOT the moral argument, but the economic one.
It’s for the best
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s for the best
Brother, you know it
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Brother, you know it
“Hey, boss, I’m getting a lot of calls from people who think you’re an asshole. No, like, a LOT of them. It’s tying up each of our lines; nobody else can get through. Yeah, VMs swamped, too. Something measurable seems to be happening, wow! Yeah, idk! Crazy!”
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That, I think.
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That, I think.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Hey, boss, I’m getting a lot of calls from people who think you’re an asshole. No, like, a LOT of them. It’s tying up each of our lines; nobody else can get through. Yeah, VMs swamped, too. Something measurable seems to be happening, wow! Yeah, idk! Crazy!”
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That, I think.
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That, I think.
I don’t know, I laughed
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don’t know, I laughed
where my other parents of small children aaaattt
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November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
where my other parents of small children aaaattt
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
your friend is fuckin cool, let her know for me 💕
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
your friend is fuckin cool, let her know for me 💕
These ELON'S PICKS LOL!!! listicles are pretty old, I remember seeing them making the rounds (and getting duly made fun of for having zero fiction on them) in, like, 2020. On the other hand, it is pretty suspect that we're all of a sudden getting them forcibly shoved into our eyeballs just now!
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
These ELON'S PICKS LOL!!! listicles are pretty old, I remember seeing them making the rounds (and getting duly made fun of for having zero fiction on them) in, like, 2020. On the other hand, it is pretty suspect that we're all of a sudden getting them forcibly shoved into our eyeballs just now!
I think that crying PURITANISM!!!!!! when one is referring to the hygiene of urinating -- a decidedly non-sexual act -- is pretty weirdly puritanical, too, actually?
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I think that crying PURITANISM!!!!!! when one is referring to the hygiene of urinating -- a decidedly non-sexual act -- is pretty weirdly puritanical, too, actually?
Are you perhaps unfamiliar with Gavin McInnes? Dude has all the thoughts, all the time, and oh, how we are going to know of them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Are you perhaps unfamiliar with Gavin McInnes? Dude has all the thoughts, all the time, and oh, how we are going to know of them.
I don’t know. I don’t have a good answer for that. I’m not happy with this outcome, either.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don’t know. I don’t have a good answer for that. I’m not happy with this outcome, either.
Post Trump Ergo Propter Trump
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Post Trump Ergo Propter Trump
As Embarrassing as it is Likely True.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As Embarrassing as it is Likely True.
It isn’t beside the point, really, it’s just the frustrating reality of America’s 2-Party political system; Americans will always blame the democrats for republican failures, because democrats have standards to protect people and republicans demonstrably, loudly, and gleefully have absolutely none.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It isn’t beside the point, really, it’s just the frustrating reality of America’s 2-Party political system; Americans will always blame the democrats for republican failures, because democrats have standards to protect people and republicans demonstrably, loudly, and gleefully have absolutely none.
YES
And then when you do leave it and someone making the rounds through the otherwise-packed parking lot SWOOPS on in to take it, and you get this spike of territorial rage like, I WASN’T READY TO SAY GOODBYE ASSHOLE 😡😡😡
And then when you do leave it and someone making the rounds through the otherwise-packed parking lot SWOOPS on in to take it, and you get this spike of territorial rage like, I WASN’T READY TO SAY GOODBYE ASSHOLE 😡😡😡
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
YES
And then when you do leave it and someone making the rounds through the otherwise-packed parking lot SWOOPS on in to take it, and you get this spike of territorial rage like, I WASN’T READY TO SAY GOODBYE ASSHOLE 😡😡😡
And then when you do leave it and someone making the rounds through the otherwise-packed parking lot SWOOPS on in to take it, and you get this spike of territorial rage like, I WASN’T READY TO SAY GOODBYE ASSHOLE 😡😡😡
Haha, the way the second one came over afterwards like, “omg, that was insane, are you okay?”
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Haha, the way the second one came over afterwards like, “omg, that was insane, are you okay?”
Reposted by A Very Beckett
I had seven roommates when I was 23 (I am 58 now). I have had an amazing career, and yet I have been laid off 7 times. I have never left a job voluntarily. Nothing they are experiencing is new
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I had seven roommates when I was 23 (I am 58 now). I have had an amazing career, and yet I have been laid off 7 times. I have never left a job voluntarily. Nothing they are experiencing is new
In my pants is yet another Olivia and should they ever meet, they must battle to the death
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In my pants is yet another Olivia and should they ever meet, they must battle to the death
this is how I do at the IHOP
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is how I do at the IHOP
There’s gonna be a lot of Train on there.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
There’s gonna be a lot of Train on there.
The heartwarming message of Christlove that the Democrats needed right now
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The heartwarming message of Christlove that the Democrats needed right now