you literally just described me the last two days. nice to meet you

Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history

baseball has their own version with John Kruk. nothing like watching a game while listening to this man talk about his old Mexican League days

Clarissa explained none of this.

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring

NOT GUILTY

wrapping the flannel around the waist while wearing the flannel is 🤌

The only generation-chauvinist belief I have is that millennials were born at the right time to not get our brains cooked by the internet

Younger than us: forget about it. Older than us: didn't develop an immune system, but got on social media as middle-aged adults and believed everything

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

It's a hidden feature, but it can be done by adding &age=b2000,1998 to a leaderboard url. This would show players born between (and including) 1998-2000.

the amount of money I’d pay to see Jameis on SF

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Illinois Senator Dick Durbin introduced the Fair Ball Act which, if passed, would make minor league players subject to minimum wage and overtime laws if players lacked a collective bargaining agreement.

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Introduce yourself with four football players:

Ten bands/artists to get to know me in no particular order:

- Black Sabbath/Ozzy
- AC/DC (Bon Scott)
- Electric Callboy
- ADTR
- Jimi Hendrix
- Tenacious D
- Queen
- Weird Al
- Alestorm
- Ice Nine Kills