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you literally just described me the last two days. nice to meet you
Hi my name is Dave and I make bad trades just to trade
May 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history
January 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
baseball has their own version with John Kruk. nothing like watching a game while listening to this man talk about his old Mexican League days
January 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Clarissa explained none of this.
January 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
December 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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NOT GUILTY
December 22, 2024 at 3:37 AM
wrapping the flannel around the waist while wearing the flannel is 🤌
December 16, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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The only generation-chauvinist belief I have is that millennials were born at the right time to not get our brains cooked by the internet

Younger than us: forget about it. Older than us: didn't develop an immune system, but got on social media as middle-aged adults and believed everything
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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It's a hidden feature, but it can be done by adding &age=b2000,1998 to a leaderboard url. This would show players born between (and including) 1998-2000.
December 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
the amount of money I’d pay to see Jameis on SF
December 3, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Illinois Senator Dick Durbin introduced the Fair Ball Act which, if passed, would make minor league players subject to minimum wage and overtime laws if players lacked a collective bargaining agreement.

More details ⤵️

www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
November 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Introduce yourself with four football players:
November 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Ten bands/artists to get to know me in no particular order:

- Black Sabbath/Ozzy
- AC/DC (Bon Scott)
- Electric Callboy
- ADTR
- Jimi Hendrix
- Tenacious D
- Queen
- Weird Al
- Alestorm
- Ice Nine Kills
Ten bands/artists to get to know me in no particular order:

- Polyphia
- Amy Winehouse
- Periphery
- Bring Me the Horizon
- Panic at the Disco
- Teddy Swims
- Pierce the Veil
- Protest the Hero
- Dance Gavin Dance
- Termina
Ten bands/artists to get to know me in no particular order:

- The Menzingers
- R.E.M.
- Balance and Composure
- Jimmy Eat World
- A Tribe Called Quest
- The Gaslight Anthem
- Goo Goo Dolls
- Texas Is The Reason
- Explosions In The Sky
- Taking Back Sunday
November 14, 2024 at 6:19 PM