Texas Stank (They/Them)
@texasstank.bsky.social
YouTuber (I’m trying lmao) | Python programming gang 🐍 | Gamer 🤓 | Computer tinkerer 🔧 | Lover of anything horror |
“There’s a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you”
“There’s a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you”
What a stark difference the morning I woke up to a year ago today with trump to now waking up and watching someone like Zohran Mamdani as the Mayor of New York.
Maybe change is coming, god I hope so 💜
Maybe change is coming, god I hope so 💜
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
What a stark difference the morning I woke up to a year ago today with trump to now waking up and watching someone like Zohran Mamdani as the Mayor of New York.
Maybe change is coming, god I hope so 💜
Maybe change is coming, god I hope so 💜
I live out of love and my spitefulness for how this world is becoming
I live out of love more though
I live out of love more though
September 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I live out of love and my spitefulness for how this world is becoming
I live out of love more though
I live out of love more though
We were not made for technology and it shows
September 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We were not made for technology and it shows
Growing up my mom told me I had a big heart and the world needs more people like that. The way she said it though felt more like she was babying my feelings rather than taking me seriously when I really did speak from the heart about things I cared about.
Maybe her heart wasn’t big enough, idk
Maybe her heart wasn’t big enough, idk
September 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Growing up my mom told me I had a big heart and the world needs more people like that. The way she said it though felt more like she was babying my feelings rather than taking me seriously when I really did speak from the heart about things I cared about.
Maybe her heart wasn’t big enough, idk
Maybe her heart wasn’t big enough, idk
My best friend gave me fresh tomatoes from his garden and a jar of spicy pickles lets go 😤😤😤
August 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My best friend gave me fresh tomatoes from his garden and a jar of spicy pickles lets go 😤😤😤
Hey guys, me playing mill doesn’t make me a bad person RIIIGGGHHHHT? 👀👀
(Lmao I love my mill deck)
#mtg #magicthegathering
(Lmao I love my mill deck)
#mtg #magicthegathering
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey guys, me playing mill doesn’t make me a bad person RIIIGGGHHHHT? 👀👀
(Lmao I love my mill deck)
#mtg #magicthegathering
(Lmao I love my mill deck)
#mtg #magicthegathering
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My dad and I went to the last 20min of a comedy show and the comedian ended his set making jokes about how ruthless gen z can be in general/on the internet. I look over to my dad nodding along to what he was joking about and was like "goddamn c'mon now" lmao.
June 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My dad and I went to the last 20min of a comedy show and the comedian ended his set making jokes about how ruthless gen z can be in general/on the internet. I look over to my dad nodding along to what he was joking about and was like "goddamn c'mon now" lmao.
Just finished watching Andor not too long ago, thank you for whoever brought on Tony Gilroy what a gift of a show.
June 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just finished watching Andor not too long ago, thank you for whoever brought on Tony Gilroy what a gift of a show.
I went to my first card show this weekend and was able to snag my favorite Pokémon in a PSA 10 :)) got some other cards too but I love this gible lmao
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I went to my first card show this weekend and was able to snag my favorite Pokémon in a PSA 10 :)) got some other cards too but I love this gible lmao
I played my first commander night tonight which was fun :)) didn’t win but I held my own and did damage with my Jolly Balloon Man which was a win for me 🤡🎈
Also for playing you got a free promo and I pulled an Underworld Connections which l be putting in one of my decks.
#mtg #MTG #mtgcommander
Also for playing you got a free promo and I pulled an Underworld Connections which l be putting in one of my decks.
#mtg #MTG #mtgcommander
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I played my first commander night tonight which was fun :)) didn’t win but I held my own and did damage with my Jolly Balloon Man which was a win for me 🤡🎈
Also for playing you got a free promo and I pulled an Underworld Connections which l be putting in one of my decks.
#mtg #MTG #mtgcommander
Also for playing you got a free promo and I pulled an Underworld Connections which l be putting in one of my decks.
#mtg #MTG #mtgcommander
I just pulled the trigger on some cards I wanted to put in my Jolly Balloon Man commander deck. Though I’m still new to MTG I wanted to be a bit competitive when I play at my LGS. This is how it felt justifying the purchase lmao.
#magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #edh #EDH #commander
#magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #edh #EDH #commander
![It’s a meme I made from the scene in Star Wars, specifically from the show Andor, where Cassian confronts Luthen in the warehouse. I covered Cassian’s face with a card from MTG (Magic The Gathering) called The Jolly Ballon Man who makes tokens of powerful creatures. Cassian is asking “why would I go anywhere with you?” With said card covering his face. The next panel is of Luthen with Cassian’s gun to his forehead, saying “don’t you wanna fight these bastards [the empire] for real?” with multiple cards. Specifically cards that would really work well for the Jolly Balloon Man commander deck I’m adding these to.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fmrn7ry5vvwrujmioqkvp3nx/bafkreiayz42pcnr6qnb6r6bdo3ai4nl3e4zjj5gi3qpagninbp2vwiwc3m@jpeg)
March 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I just pulled the trigger on some cards I wanted to put in my Jolly Balloon Man commander deck. Though I’m still new to MTG I wanted to be a bit competitive when I play at my LGS. This is how it felt justifying the purchase lmao.
#magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #edh #EDH #commander
#magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #edh #EDH #commander
IRL spycicle I found on my truck 👀👀👀
February 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
IRL spycicle I found on my truck 👀👀👀
Crazy what YouTube will and wont pick up lol, if you haven’t seen it yet please go check out my latest YouTube video about me upgrading my mini computer!!
youtu.be/0OP516f7AAE?...
youtu.be/0OP516f7AAE?...
My Little Mini Computer Upgrade
YouTube video by Texas Stank
youtu.be
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Crazy what YouTube will and wont pick up lol, if you haven’t seen it yet please go check out my latest YouTube video about me upgrading my mini computer!!
youtu.be/0OP516f7AAE?...
youtu.be/0OP516f7AAE?...
I didn’t end up watching the Super Bowl but seeing Kendrick show out the way he did was awesome 😤😤
February 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I didn’t end up watching the Super Bowl but seeing Kendrick show out the way he did was awesome 😤😤
POV: I’m sick as a DOG, preventing me from playing MTG
February 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
POV: I’m sick as a DOG, preventing me from playing MTG
I Found An Unexpected Gem at McKAYS
YouTube video by Texas Stank
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm becoming such a big Magic The Gathering nerd
February 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm becoming such a big Magic The Gathering nerd
“She- She hook- no, wait a second *looks at card* uh, She massacre on my meathook til I- um… nevermind”
February 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“She- She hook- no, wait a second *looks at card* uh, She massacre on my meathook til I- um… nevermind”
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Reposted by Texas Stank (They/Them)
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
United States is so bad I'm gonna start making regular Youtube videos for the sake of what's left of my sanity. I have a terrible need to be creative it's one of the few things this country can't take away from me (I think)
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
United States is so bad I'm gonna start making regular Youtube videos for the sake of what's left of my sanity. I have a terrible need to be creative it's one of the few things this country can't take away from me (I think)
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I am an LGBTQ+ ally
Bigots can FUCK OFF
Bigots can FUCK OFF
January 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am an LGBTQ+ ally
Bigots can FUCK OFF
Bigots can FUCK OFF
TikTok being banned is how I bet it felt to those trying to preserve as much as they could from the Library of Alexandria as it burned lmao
January 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
TikTok being banned is how I bet it felt to those trying to preserve as much as they could from the Library of Alexandria as it burned lmao