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Holding down the Orioles fort in the Lone Star state.
Photographing flowers this spring has been my coping mechanism for when the #orioles are struggling.
May 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The world might be going to absolute shit, but at least the Orioles play baseball today.
February 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This. Is. Bad.
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My favorite thing about Super Bowl Sunday is that it is 4 days until Orioles pitchers and catchers report.
February 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can, like...pitchers and catchers report tomorrow? I need a distraction from the clusterfuck the US is becoming
February 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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@orioles.com Hi Orioles! You can start posting on this platform now! We got your back if Elon comes after you 👊
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@orioles.com Hi Orioles! You can start posting on this platform now! We got your back if Elon comes after you 👊
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We got some ice yesterday here in Texas. This is my dog, Layla.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My daffodils are emerging too early. Fuck this week.
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly, you have to give Tanner Scott props. He went from being a fringe MLB reliever to now having generational wealth.

We traded him for the pick that would end up being Jud Fabian (who will never make the big leagues)
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bobby Grich's mustache says Happy Friday.
January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mondays should be made illegal.
a picture of garfield from the garfield movie with the caption " definitely a monday "
ALT: a picture of garfield from the garfield movie with the caption " definitely a monday "
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January 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My mom was 37 years ahead of the game. My name is Kyle and I have not one, but two y's in my last name.
I think we should give in and put a Y in everything, not just kids’ names. Houstyn, Cyncynnati, the Myssyssyppi River
January 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer.

These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.

You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...
January 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Lewis.
Quote this post and name any MLB player to get a positive stat from his career.

For example: Vance Law

Law, a very versailte defender, was the only player in MLB to appear at 10+ games at 1B, 2B, and 3B in each season 1985, 19876, and 1987.

He had 10.5 WAR in an 11-year career.
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There is no reason for us to be salty about the Morton signing.
January 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Every girl looks good when it's last call at the bar.

Just hope the Orioles wrap it up.
According to reports, there is "mutual interest" between the Orioles & free agent starter Jack Flaherty.

If the O's do end up signing him, what kind of deal do you see them making? Something in the three to four-year range, & for how much?
#Birdland #baltimorebattery #Orioles #LetsGoOs #DongCity
December 31, 2024 at 10:58 PM
My resolutions for 2025:
1. Face every fear.
2. For Mike Elias to spend my fucking money
3. Be kind and rewind my VHS tapes.
December 31, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Spin rate sounds cool. What is cooler? Getting hitters out.

xwOBA+ sounds cool. What is cooler? Getting on your ass on base and getting to the next one.

People have made an insane amount of money overthinking a children's game.
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I grew up on the Iowa side near of the Iowa-Missouri border. My family still owns a farm there.

This random bowl game on a early Monday afternoon is my Super Bowl. Go Hawks!
December 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Being sick sucks. I took a nice hot bath this morning, then immediately had to take a nap to recover the energy it took to take the bath.
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Today is divine day for Mike Elias to spend some fucking money.
December 29, 2024 at 5:41 PM
With Burnes off the market, maybe we can convince Jack Flaherty to put down the guitar and pitch for us again?

youtu.be/TmMHfKwJGGs?...
The Ghost Of Tom Joad . Tom morello's best solo performance .
YouTube video by Koushik ainur
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December 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
This afternoon is the perfect opportunity for Mike Elias to spend the money that we've been putting into the Orioles for years.
December 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
The price for tickets and Natty Boh's should both be set to $1 after the shit mess of this off-season.
December 28, 2024 at 6:38 PM