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Holding down the Orioles fort in the Lone Star state.
Doug is in the Mustache Hall of Fame
January 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Doug is in the Mustache Hall of Fame
Why didn't Bobby Grich get inducted?
January 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Why didn't Bobby Grich get inducted?
We got some ice yesterday here in Texas. This is my dog, Layla.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We got some ice yesterday here in Texas. This is my dog, Layla.
My daffodils are emerging too early. Fuck this week.
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My daffodils are emerging too early. Fuck this week.
Bobby Grich's mustache says Happy Friday.
January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Bobby Grich's mustache says Happy Friday.
Dude, his mustache alone should get him in the Hall. A man's man.
January 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dude, his mustache alone should get him in the Hall. A man's man.
All I want for Christmas is for people to be kind and please rewind. IYKYK
December 25, 2024 at 7:46 PM
All I want for Christmas is for people to be kind and please rewind. IYKYK
When I was in elementary school in the early-mid 90's, I would bring the baseball cards of players like Paul Molitor, BJ Surhoff, and Chris Hoiles to school on a daily basis. In 7th grade I traded a Ken Griffey, Jr. card to a girl named Rachel for a cassette of Meat Loaf's "Bat out of Hell"
December 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
When I was in elementary school in the early-mid 90's, I would bring the baseball cards of players like Paul Molitor, BJ Surhoff, and Chris Hoiles to school on a daily basis. In 7th grade I traded a Ken Griffey, Jr. card to a girl named Rachel for a cassette of Meat Loaf's "Bat out of Hell"
In 2028, I'm going to run for president with one clear message: bring back the Montreal Expos.
How exactly does a Texas transplant originally from Iowa influence Canada to bring back a baseball team is anyone's guess, but that is the platform I will die on.
How exactly does a Texas transplant originally from Iowa influence Canada to bring back a baseball team is anyone's guess, but that is the platform I will die on.
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
In 2028, I'm going to run for president with one clear message: bring back the Montreal Expos.
How exactly does a Texas transplant originally from Iowa influence Canada to bring back a baseball team is anyone's guess, but that is the platform I will die on.
How exactly does a Texas transplant originally from Iowa influence Canada to bring back a baseball team is anyone's guess, but that is the platform I will die on.
This post reminded me of one of my favorite books as a kid. Hadn't thought about it in years...
December 5, 2024 at 5:03 PM
This post reminded me of one of my favorite books as a kid. Hadn't thought about it in years...
Put a baseball hat on Vladimir Lenin and what do you see? Once you notice, you'll never unsee it.
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Put a baseball hat on Vladimir Lenin and what do you see? Once you notice, you'll never unsee it.
You forgot to mentuon that he is in the Mustache Hall of Fame™
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
You forgot to mentuon that he is in the Mustache Hall of Fame™